N = Narrator M = Mayu(Ani-Mayu) D = Dawn(Midnight_ofthe_Dawn) P = Pathy(Pathblocket)
This was Pathy's idea, this is based off of DanPlan's video: By the way, Can You Survive an RPG Game (video above)
GAME START:
N: You wake up and your mom's says "Okay go randomly hunt slime for no reason bye." you have two options:
A.) Go punch a baby slime
B.) Go to the NPC village
D: I won't punch the slime that's stupid, I'll go to the village
P: I'm just gonna go to the slime 'cause something interesting has to happen
M: I'm going to the NPC village with Dawn.
N: Dawn and Mayu go to the village.
D: *gets social anxiety.*
*Attempts a conversation*
N: *Rolls dice*
Dawn gets a 3, she gets another try.
*Rolls dice*
Dawn gets a 4, she passes her conversation.
P: *punches baby slime*
N: *Rolls Dice*
Pathy gets a 5, She kills the slime.
M: *Attempts a conversation*
N:*Rolls Dice*
Mayu gets a 1, She fails her conversation.
Pathy Teleports to Mayu and Dawn
P: I use my turn to dump slime on Mayu's head.
N: *Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 4, She succeeds.
N: Dawn is a Water/Ice Mage
Pathy is a Dark Mage
Mayu is a healing archer(mainly a cleric but knows how to shoot a bow an arrow)
D: Let's talk to another NPC, maybe we can get information
N: *Rolls Dice*
Dawn get's a 1, she fails her conversation.
M: Let me try talking to an NPC
N:*Rolls Dice*
Mayu get's a 3, roll again.
*Rolls Dice*
Mayu gets a 1, she fails because she has slime on her.
P: My turn.
N: *Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 2, she fails.
P:DAMIT I CAN'T EVEN SOCIALIZE IN A GAME
D: I Never Give Up!
N:*Rolls Dice*
Dawn get's a 5, she succeeds because she made a Naruto reference.
NPC: OkAy, NoW You'RE GoinG To dO a MiSsiON.
You'Re MiSsiON iS To DefEAt ThE MoNSteRs In ThE TowN NorTH oF uS.
N: It's time to see how the players fared in their trip to the Northern Town
Pathy
*Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 3, she is in neutral condition
Dawn
*Rolls Dice*
Dawn's get's a 2, she's is in critical condition
Mayu
*Rolls Dice*
Mayu get's a 4, she's in perfect condition.
P: Wow, you know Mayu probably is only in perfect condition 'cause she just sat around while we fought and protected her.
M: Wow, I did not just sit around. Anyways I choose to see if I have a potion for Dawn.
N: *Rolls Dice*
Mayu gets a 5, she has a potion and gives it to Dawn, Dawn is now healed.
M: See I'm a contributive member to the team.
P: Uh huh.
N: The three reach the town and a monster approaches
P: I will use my time to escape.
D: Wow, are you like evil Sasuke?
N: *Rolls Dice*
Pathy gets a 6, she can leave.
P: I'm going to go get some yaki-soba anyone want to come.
D: Wait, let's bribe the monster.
N: *Rolls Dice*
Dawn gets a 1, she is shoved to the ground and is unable to get yaki-soba
M: I'll go with Pathy to get yaki-soba
N: *Rolls Dice*
Mayu get's a 6, she is able to leave and get yaki-soba, she invites the monster cuz she's a decent person.
P: Can my yaki-soba kill the monster.
N:*Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 3, roll again.
*Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 5, the monster is severely allergic to yaki-soba and dies.
D: And that's the end of the story, moral of the story is to never be allergic to yaki-soba-
M: Yeah, no.
D: Darn it.
N: There are a few more monsters in the village. Would you like to attack?
D: Yeah sure.
N: Dawn Attacks the monster,
*Rolls Dice*
Dawn get's a 5, she damages the monster.
M: I choose to shoot from afar.
N:*Rolls Dice*
Mayu get's a 1, she is a bad archer. She gets rhetorical damage(We had no idea what the word was).
P: I'll help.
N*Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 5, she finishes the monster off.
P: I'm going to try to necromance the monster and get it to help us.
N: *Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 4, the monster is now on their side.
There is one more monster left.
Dawn: Let's attack the last one with the other monster.
N: *Rolls Dice*
Dawn get's a 5, her plan works and the enemy monster is attacked.
D: Okay, let's try that again.
N: *Rolls Dice*
Dawn get's a 1, the good monster is overpowered by the evil one and it dies.
M: I'm going to attack
N: *Rolls Dice*
Mayu get's a 4, her attack us effective, and the enemy monster gets hit, one more hit and its down.
From this point on a 3 or a 6 means roll again
P: I will give a heartfelt speech about how we shouldn't attack the monster, just because the monster is a monster.
N:*Rolls Dice*
Pathy get's a 4, her speech is successful, the monster is brought to tears.
P: *Whispers* Okay, It's crying let's attack it now.
D: I honestly feel bad. I'll skip my turn.
M: I'll attack.
N:*Rolls Dice*
Mayu get's a 5, her attack is successful and the monster is dead.
N: That's all for now, tune in next time to hear how our "heroes" fare next time.
P: I hate everyone.
M: Glad to know I'm not everyone.
D: Have noodles, noodles are life, you can't live life without having noodles. And eat potato chips as well.
To Be Continued...
