This is TOTALLY accurate. TOTALLY.
Russia: *Minding its own business chilling in the part of Asian it owns.*
Europe: WELP! WE'RE STARTING A WAR COME AND JOIN US 'CAUSE YOU HAVE LAND IN EUROPE!!!
Russia: Yeah ok that's legit.
*Moves most of Russia into Europe so it can join the classy world war.*
Europe: Yay. We big now. Let's go to war.
AFTER WAR
Welp that was fun.
Now we have debts to pay and all that poop.
War's stoopid.
America & Europe: Let's blame Germany.
AFTER BLAMING GERMANY
Yeah that won't hurt us in the future AT ALL.
IN THE FUTURE
Hitler: Let's start a war. I want revenge.
Germany: Sure.
WORLD WAR II HAPPENS
Well. THAT HELPED. NOT.
World: This is stoopid.
COLD WAR AND OTHER STOOF
U.N.: Why are hoomans so stoopid?
Remember Kids. War and Violence is horrible. Don't do drugs. Stay away from creepy guys in vans.
AND THAT IS THE END OF THIS HISTORY LESSON!!!
