Voltron reacts to ships

Allurance (Allura x Lance)

Me: I'm back!!

Keith: Wow that's fast for you.

Me: Keith really.

Pidge: Can you tell us what the ship is before you and Keith start arguing.

Me: Ok. Today's ship is.................. ALLURANCE

Everyone: WHAT!!!

Me: Yup!

Lance: Ok I may seem like I like Allura but I only think of her as a friend.

Allura: I also only think of Lance as a friend. 

Pidge: I know that Lance likes someone else so I don't ship it.

Hunk: It doesn't seem like Lance and Allura like each other so I don't ship it.

Keith: I don't ship it for reasons.

Me: Well someone is being secretive!

Keith: NO IM NOT!!

Me: Ok well what do the rest of you think.

Shiro: I personally don't ship it cause I ship Lance with someone else.

Matt: I agree with Shiro.

Lotor: I don't see it happening so no I don't ship it.

Me: Ok so no one ships it. That's actually not surprising but Keiths answer made me a little suspicious.

  Keith: I'm not gonna tell you.

Shiro: But I can tell her for you, Keith.

Keith: Fine I'll tell her.

Me: Tell me what?

Keith takes me to another room and tells me.

Me: Yasssss I ship it!!!!

Keith: Shut up!!

Me: Ok everyone I guess no one ships Allura and Lance so tune in next time to find out what ships we react to.

Everyone: BYE! We'll see you next time!!!!!

Me: Bye y'all!