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14.1 (of sorts lol)

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So yeah I did not commit suicide or was killed in a series of unfortunate events.. I'M ALIVE BITCHES.
I was going through the Avengers cast reading thirst tweets video and this idea sparked into me of what if the AVENGERS did this thing? Including Peter, given that the events are after IW and Tony did not die in Endgame and there was an identity reveal of Spooderman?? There's like this one fanfic about it and I'm a thirsty hoe so imma try my best about making one. Haha so now I'm going to stop ranting and get the fuck with it. I suck at writing so just bear with me. And IRONDAD AND SPIDERSON AHAHA

Also I don't own the tweets. ADIOS

The Avengers (Sam, Clint, Steve, Bruce and Natasha)/Vigilants/Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist are all assembled on the set of Buzzfeed to do a 'fun and bonding experience' of reading thirst tweets as per request of all us dear fans.

As the Avengers got settled in their seats with an undersized bucket with their names printed on them, the cameraperson said, "And we're going live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and action!"

(Oh did I mention this was live? Lol it is)

"Whoooo good afternoon everyone! This is Tony Stark-"

"- And this is Peter Parker and we're all going to-"

"Avengers read thirst tweets" pops up on the screen as a row of smiling avenger and an overly excited spiderbaby jumping on his seat is shown.

*Cut*

"I'll start", Peter said rummaging through the bucket picking up a random tweet.

"Good morning New York, It's a pleasant day and I'll gladly let Peter Parker web me up and fuck me-" Peter laughed and Tony and Nat frantically slapped it out of his hands while looking at the screen like they could see the person who wrote it and are ready to throttle them for writing this. The others were too busy falling of chairs. Moving on.

Bruce picked up a random chit and said, " Daddy, use my face as a trampoline" poor Bruce was Shooketh and Tony was shaking with laughter as Ol' Gramps Steve patted his back.

Next was Clint. "I'll gladly let Hawkeye shoot his arrow up my vagina anyday. Omg Sorry Laura this is too funny!!!!!" Peter looked a little green but that's a story for another time.

Peter picked another chit and read it frowning a little like the confused lil bean he is, " I don't know Thor could've used Peter's jawline to stab Thanos, instead he used a butterknife. Okay... thanks?" Awwww confused lil cinnamon bun 😍

Author and the fangirls are seen frantically agreeing in the distance as Sam picks up a chit from his cup.
"I don't talk to Raccoons...I eat them"

"WTF ARE EVEN THESE????" Said Rocket from somewhere far in space. Sam just flipped the bird and the cameraperson would pixelate it later cause kids let's try to keep it as PG as possible.

Tony pulled a chit and read it while signalling to Nat to cover Peter's ears cause he's smol and must be protecc. The camerapeople though this was precious. Like #IronDad and #SpiderMoma with 100% #SpiderBaby!!!!!

"Tony Stark makes me so wet I think I dehydrated. I appreciate the feelings honey but you're a decade late🙄 (*Squeeee* PEPPERONY *dies*)

Nat was next as she read in a very seductive voice, "I would let Black Widow crush me with her car and use me like a rug blanket" *swoon*

Steve digs in for a chit and finding one gives a little aha!

"Uhhhhh..... Steve Rogers with his Thor af beard is daddy™️." Peter being the Gen Z kid he was was trying not to choke on the Quackson which he was eating a moment ago, which caused him to unintentionally flex his biceps cause he was wearing a half sleeved shirt. (Your welcome you thirsty hoes)

After he was done choking, Peter took out the next chit, "I wish I could chew on Peter's biceps and then use his noodle fingers to-" once again he was cut off by his mentor and spidermoma cause kids this is inappropriate and Peter's 17!!!!! Steve was looking a little jelly cause no one tweeted about his biceps! But blegh.

Soon the show came to an end and everything was wrapped up and the Avengers left giving the cameraperson and the spread of the staff goodbye hugs and you gotta say these Earth's mightiest heroes can be big time softies.

Comments:

IronStarkFav

Tony is so hard he can shove his iron gauntlet up my ass😍😍

Randomfanness
Nat is 100% Spidermoma❤❤🤣🤣🤣

🅱️eter🅱️arker
OMG PETEY IS SO PRECIOUS MUST PROTECC

SpideyGal

Steeeeeb was that a lil jealouslook he gave to our baby boi??

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Thanks for keeping up with my shit and HOLY F*** 1.91K reads?!?!?! YOU GUYS ARE FRIGGIN PRECIOUS THANKS MY DUDES❤❤❤
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~CSW:)