'ba-boom goes the canon or is it boom?'

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I want to pluck my tooth out and scream in agony.

Looking at his idiotic face now I want to pluck his tooth out and hear him scream in agony.

Turns out stupid Zachary Anderson was in my literature class and after introducing himself just happened to find an empty seat next to me to seat his stupid butt down.

Curse my Icy Queendom that makes people flee from me. I knew some day it'll catch up with me. I just didn't know it'll be this bad.

I looked to the side and saw the clown grinning at me. I instantly had a headache.

Mr Turner cleared his throat in way you can only call 'stage worthy'.

I've basically been in love with literature since ninth grade where we did Macbeth. I'm so dark it's cute. My love for literature also extended to the teacher. Sadly I was hooked and he was the only teacher I didn't hate.

"Okay class, we're planning on making the school play a bit different and exotic this year. Crank it up a little bit, so any suggestions as to what book to use? I am open to all."

"Romeo and Juliet". A blonde girl, named Cherry, said dreamingly batting her eyes like an idiot looking like a stupid Bambi.

I was about to groan and complain, when Anders beat me to it. That's Zach. I'm starting to like the name Anders now instead of Zach.

"Can we please not. All schools do that. It's so boring and cliché". He said with a look of disgust and I found my lips upturning slightly. I agreed with him totally but of course I kept that to my self. We wouldn't want him grinning like a joker mask again.

"How about Othello?" I asked

"The one where they die?" A boy I recognized as Robin with a flawless melanin skin tone asked terrified.

"Don't they all die anyway." Half the class replied. The other half were either too busy sticking their tongues in each other or texting away.

"Hamlet" A red haired girl at the back seat spoke up. I recognised her as Tina. She hardly said a word in class.

Everyone mused at Hamlet. It wasn't a bad idea. I looked up at Zach involuntarily. He seemed to be coping well. I mean giving suggestions on the first day. I looked away before he caught me so I wouldn't have to see his stupid irritating smile.

"But don't they die in this one too?" Robin asked

"Oh shut up Robin" Everyone chorused.

Zach chuckled. Gross.

"We can always throw in suggestions later, that's a beautiful suggestion Tina, We'll definitely look into it." Mr Turner smiled to the girl who already had her head back on the desk. I felt a pang of jealousy in my chest that he didn't acknowledge my Othello but I ignored it feigning nonchalance.

"Keeping that aside let's start today's class we're focusing on poetry today."

Yes my second favourite. I beamed to myself.

This was immediately wiped off. When the pest next to me decided to tap my shoulder. I flinched at the contact and turned my head sharply to the demon disturbing me.

"What is it anders?" I snapped. He furrowed his eyebrows confused.

"Anders, that's gross. You make me sound like the mean butler in dynasty". He frowned.

I opened my mouth in shock and anger. "Excuse me I'll have you know that Anders is perfectly awesome. Both the name and the butler". I said angered.

"Well someone has a little crush." He smirked. Counting one, two, three. Deep breaths.

"Can I help you with something?" I asked trying to remain steady and not snap in front of Mr Turner. "We're kind of in the middle of a class here if you failed to notice scatter brain."

He deadpanned not liking my tone very much. It's sad he thought I gave two fucks. "I just wondered if you had an extra pen".

"Nope." I faced the blackboard immediately.

"But there's one sticking out of your backpack right there." He said confused.

"I don't have an extra pen, Anders".

"Okay gross nickname, two you're lying." I quirked an eyebrow at him. "Did you just call me a liar?"

"Yeah, that's what I do to people who lie, you didn't skip elementary school did you?" He raised an eyebrow.

Gritting my teeth, I replied. "Talk to me again and I will rip your limbs out and feed it to Mr. Turner's pet rabbit."

His eyes widened in shock. "Do rabbits eat limbs?". He asked visibly terrified

"Mr. Turner I'd like to change my seat". I yelled raising my hand so he could see me.

"Sure Miss Stevens. Cherry would you mind seating with mr Zach".

"Sure." Looking way too cheery also like she was about to pounce on Anders. I looked around and saw that basically all the girls in the class had the same look.

Pfttt.. their loss. I packed my books, slung my backpack on my shoulder and fled from the seat moving to Cherry's.

Class went on fine after that.

If it wasn't for Cherry talking Anders' ear off, trying all her seductive moves on him. While he just smiled politely and laughed at her stupid jokes. At least he finally got his pen.

Suddenly he looked back at me frowning mouthing the words. "Liar liar, pants on fire." With a very dumb face might I add, then turning forward again like nothing happened.

Double gag.

A/n: I hope you guys like this one. I tried to make the chapters longer. Please vote and feel free to make your comments







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