(ONE MONTH LATER IN THE BASEMENT)
Harry: You, seem a bit down.
May: (Glances at Harry) Well I'm not... just bored.
Bridgette: ...So am I, wait- how about we do something dangerous!?
May: Hmmm, I KNOW, LETS JUMP OFF A MOVING TRAIN!
Bridgette: GREAT IDEA!
Hermione: No way, that's too dangerous.
Willow: (Nods) She's got a point.
May: B-but most of the Dauntless survived it!
Everyone expect Bridgette: MOST!
(AFTER 10 MINUTES OF ARGUING)
Bridgette: Ok, everyone, let's split into two groups. The group that thinks it's dangerous go stand by the window, and the group that thinks IT IS AWESOME... stay here.
(Everyone except May, Bridgette, Katniss, Buffy, The Doctor and Clara goes to stand by the window)
May: Huh, you guys want to come as well?
Them: YES!
May: Cool.
(May clicks fingers and the group including herself disappears)
Harry: Hey look, the window's open... and May disappeared.
Hermione: So...?
Harry: So that means, we can run away.
Vivi and Charis: (Blocks the window) Not on our watch!
(Peeta hits them with a giant loaf of bread from behind and they get knocked out)
Jay: (Peeks out from under a bed) That was mean.
(Peeta hits him with a giant loaf of bread from the side and he gets knocked out)
Lucy: Now we just need to take care of the entire army.
Ron: Well I got nothing.
Willow: Hmm, the army is at the other side of the basement, so maybe I can put up a force field around us.
Harry: That'll be great!
Hermione: But first let me (drags Charis, Vivi and Jay away from them).
(Willow manages to put up the force field)
(MEANWHILE WITH THE GROUP OF AWESOME-NESS)
May: Now, wasn't that fun?
Everyone else: YES IT WAS!
May: Well, Guess what?
Katniss: What?
May: I am going to drink the opposite potion!
(May drinks the potion... 3, 2, 1)
Crazy May: PERCY JACKSON IS SOOO COOL, U KNOW WAT, MEEEE GONNA BRING HIM BACK :)
Everyone apart from Bridgette: NO!
(MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PLACE)
Harry: I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA SO I SHOULD GO FIRST!
Others: NO I SHOULD. NOT YOU, ME!
(BACK TO THE OTHER GROUP)
(May clicks her fingers and escapes from the haters)
Everyone except Bridgette: No, don't do it!
(BACK AT THE BASEMENT)
(The army's trying their hardest to get through the forcefield while the fandoms are still arguing about who goes first.)
Willow: (Faces the army with a proud expression) It's no use, nothing can break through the forcefield.
(Percy randomly drops from the ceiling, then lands on top of the forcefield, then the forcefield broke)
Willow: Except that...
(The army charges at them)
(BACK TO WHERE MAY BECAME CRAZY MAY THEN BECAME MAY AGAIN)
(All drinking cocktails)
Buffy: (Looks at May and Bridgette) Hey, aren't you two a bit young to be drinking cocktails?
Bridgette: Shhh, it's a secret.
Katniss: How do you think everything is back in the basement?
May: I'm sure they're having a nice reunion with Percy
The Doctor: Eh, I'm sure they're having a nice relaxing time.
(MEANWHILE)
(Peeta tries to fight the heavily armed minions with loaves of bread)
(Ron tries to suck on the flavored lollipops)
(Harry tries to fight the wolves; the wolves are tearing his clothes apart)
(Hermione and Willow tries to think of a plan, but are also trying to avoid being spit on by the llamas)
(Lucy and Percy not really sure on what's happening, or what to do, in the end they decided to stand on Charis and Vivi to try stopping them from getting consciousness, and to stop them getting in the way)
(BACK TO THE OTHER GROUP)
Bridgette: Wait if they're relaxed they would be enjoying themselves, right?
May: Oh, that's true... I'll send my giant spiders to go attack them (clicks fingers).
(BACK AT THE BASEMENT)
(Giant spiders appear)
Everyone: AAARRRGGGHHH!
(Ron goes to hide in the corner)
(Meanwhile everyone else teams up and starts fighting the spiders)
(Charis and Vivi finally wakes up and starts laughing at everyone)
(BACK TO THE OTHER GROUP)
May: (Points at a 5 star hotel) Hey, look there, a hotel!
Bridgette: Let's stay there for the night.
Everyone: Yeah!
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