May: Relax (clicks fingers and everyone apart from Percy is there) see everyone's fine
Bridgette: Where's Percy?
May: (points at Peetas stomach) dead
Annabeth: PERCY NO!!!
Bridgette: why didn't you bring him back?
May: I think we both know the answer to that
Bridgette: then why is Annabeth still here?
May:remember those evil plans of mine?
Annabeth: what plans?
May: that's for me and Bridgette to know and you to find out
Bridgette: I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLUFFING
May:YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
Bridgette: oh dear
May: DON'T WORRY IT WON'T BE HAPPENING YET
Bridgette: why? So you can torture the fandoms by letting them wonder what the plans are?
May: I didn't think of that,but no
Bridgette: Then why
May: ladies and gentlemen please welcome.....(does dramatic pause) VIVI AND CHARIS!
Vivi and Charis: (walk in)
Bridgette: YAY
May: IKR
Vivi: is this the army you guys formed?
May: some of it
Fandoms: huh what army?
May: oh didn't I tell you? You guys are part of an army
Charis: where's the rest?
May: (calls out a random word(not going to be said coz then you'll steal our army)
Minions,lollipop assassins,wolves and llamas walk in.
Lucy: are those lollipops ?
May: yep
Hermione: you do realize lollipops can't fight
Bridgette: why not?
Annabeth: BECAUSE THEIR LOLLIPOPS!
Bridgette: They are, HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Annabeth: I thought you liked my fandom?
May: yeah she's obsessed with it. But she loves her lollipops
Peeta: ummm could someone please give me some food, I've got this weird people taste in my mouth
May: here have some Ice cream(hands Peeta ice cream cone)
Peeta:(starts licking ice cream but then decides to do something else(sticks cone on his forehead) I'm a UNICORN
Charis: you really have to put up with these people
May: yeah but they have to put up with me
Vivi: I've been having to do that since YEAR ONE!
May:(whacks Vivi) Take that back right now!
Vivi: no
May: Meanie
Bridgette : May
May: yeah
Bridgette:(points to fan girls ) they've come for you
May: don't worry I was prepared for this(pulls out a photo of a random guy called Jay) HE MADE ME KILL PERCY
Fangirls:(find his address and hunt him down)
Bridgette: HE DID N-
May: SHH,we will not speak of this again
Disclaimer: sorry if your name is Jay, he's just someone from BLGW202's school who we decided to put the blame on. Anywho time to get back to the disclaimer that I haven't even started, all the fandoms used belong to their rightful owner, the book is written by BLGW202 and her crazy self, the disclaimers are written by me and ummm, yeah that's all folks. :) I just have to write something that I have to get out there..... BLGW202 IS A DEMIGOD, IT IS WAR BLGW202!!!!!!!!!!!!!*shrugs like nothing happened*
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