(Mordecai and Rigby awaken and find themselves in Skips house, they are on the table,their eyes go wide)
Mordecai:DUDE! THE KIDS!
Rigby:(turns to the guys) why didn't you guys do anything?
Skips: I wanted to, but it's against my law of being Pure of heart, and immortal
Rigby: you never told us that
Skips: well, I'm telling you now. anyway, we have to save the kids
Pops: lets propose a rescue mission
Rigby: how about we get a meatball sub on the way?
Pops: oh, i'd love a meatball sub
Muscle Man: i'll have one too. And can I get a order of wings as well? Fives, do you want something?
High five ghost: no thanks, muscle man, my thumb feels fat today
Mordecai:GUYS! FOCUS! NO ONE IS GETTING A MEATBALL SUB!
Muscle Man: can we get wings instead?
Mordecai: NO! ENOUGH ABOUT FOOD! We have some friends to save!
Skips: he's right, guys, let's go(everyone runs out the door)
(Meanwhile,Benson is going in his office)
Benson: now that those kids are gone, everybody can get back to work... including me.( before he sits down, Benson hears something weird outside. He looks out the window and sees a spaceship land and looks anoyed) what now?
(Benson goes outside to where the space ship is, he sees these two guys near it, One is A portly dude, with a bushy orange beard and bright purple threads. The other is a little fellow with a pumpkin orange mustache that covers the lower half of his face, he is dressed in a drab army green space suit with turquoise accents and boots)
Portly dude:(Gravely British pirate voice) are you sure this is where they be, static?
Little fellow:(Gravely throated voice with a slight Irish brogue) according to my scanner, captain,this is where they landed
Portly dude: excellent! this time, The treasure map will be ours! and we'll be Rich! Rich! Rich!
Benson:(annoyed to the duo) excuse me(portly dude and little fella turn around and they see Benson walking towards them) is that your spaceship?
Portly dude:of course it is, me boy, I be Captain Skyhook, the meanest space pirate in the universe
Little fella: and I am his sidekick, static... Wait a minute, captain,i thought Blast off Bart was The meanest space pirate in the universe
(Captain Skyhook punches little fella on the top of the head)
Captain Skyhook: shut it! I'm trying to make this laddie fear me
Benson: you want me to be scared of you, Huh? Well, it's not working
Captain Skyhook: forget it! Anyway, have you seen four little kids and a dog anywhere around here?
Benson: are these kids from where you're from? Yeah, sorry, I called the government on them
Captain Skyhook:WHAT?!
Benson: they were distracting my employees. So I called the government, and told them they were aliens
Static:(to his boss) what now,Captain?
Captain Skyhook: now, we find the government and get those little blankers(turns to Benson) where did the government take em?
Benson: why do you wanna know? do you want to kill them or something?
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Regular Show: The amazing space Kidettes crossover
Fanfic(takes place begore the final season of Regular Show, where the park goes into space, and Rigby went back to high school) Mordecai and Rigby find 4 kids and a dog from outer space, crash landed in the park,and the kids need to get home. now,Mordecai...
