Repulsion - James Marriott [Completed]

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Reason 11: Sense of Humour.

Mr Funny Man. Filled with jokes and surround with laughs. Everyone thinks you're so hilarious and that just builds your ego so much. You think you're God's gift, and that's the real joke here.

You're not funny, you're condescending, belittling and foul. The boys think you're hilarious when you constantly talk about the girls you're seeing or want to see. They go on about a joke you made when you're not even there. You're not funny, you won't ever be funny. The only time I remotely laugh at you is when you're being rejected, which isn't anywhere near enough.

To add to your lack of humour, let's discuss the things you actually find funny. Constant put downs of people's mental state and people's mistakes. It's funny to laugh at someone's demise is it James? Funny to crack a joke and laugh in someone's face. You've done that to me, in front of everyone, and laughed in my face. I had my phone stolen and you made a stupid fucking joke and the whole room laughed and joined in. My friends constantly reminding me of all the shit that went wrong and laughing with you and your 'joke'. It wasn't a joke though, was it James? You meant every harsh word you said to me, you meant every dig. The boys laughed, adamant it was a joke but I saw the look in your eyes and heard the tone of your voice. You meant everything didn't you?