Rudeception

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Bucky woke up again at around 9am the next morning. Tony was still asleep. Bucky looked over at Tony, and saw that he was still asleep- he decided he would just wait to get up until Tony was awake, he didn't want to disturb him.

An hour later, around 10 am, Tony woke up. It wasn't even really morning anymore. Bucky smiles when he sees Tony is awake.

"Hey there, sleepy head."
Tony smiled back, yawning and stretching a little. G'morning,"
"Have a good sleep?"
"Yeah, did you?"
"Surprisingly, yes."
"That's good,"
"Mhm,"

Tony gets up, yawning again. Bucky does the same and Tony gets coffee. It's 10 am so he doesn't really need coffee, but it's a habit at this point. Immediately, Bucky confiscates said coffee.
"You don't need coffee at 10 am Tony."

Annoyed, Tony pouted, but in reality it just looks very cute and funny. Bucky looks at Tony, trying to look sceptical and stern, but that's kind of difficult when you're smiling like crazy and trying really hard not to laugh.

"I want my coffee though."
"And I wanted a life, we can't always get what we want, can we?"

Tony sighs but really, he can't argue with that logic. Bucky smiles innocently at him, knowing he's won. Tony smiles back, almost laughing.

"Your smile is so beautiful."
"Mm I know," Bucky starts laughing. "But, uh, your smile is almost as fine as that ass." He added.
They both laugh harder.

"This coffee is mine now by the way."
"Rude,"
"Hey you know what else is rude?"
"My beautiful ass?"
Bucky chuckles, "That, and not giving a shit that taking your coffee, which is now my coffee, is rude. Rudeception, bitch."
"Don't call me a bitch you bitch."
"Takes one to know one."
Tony laughs, and Bucky sips what was formally Tony's coffee.

**

Tony is sat in a chair, the chair Bucky usually sits in, with the mug Bucky usually drinks from in his hand.

Bucky walks up to him. He takes the mug from his hand and sits on his lap without a word.

"Oh come on! It's not even coffee! It's tea!"
"I don't care it's mine."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Pfft well okay then."
"Mm."
"At least let me go get more tea."
"Fine."

Bucky hops off, and Tony runs to the kitchen to make more tea. Bucky sits in his favourite chair with his favourite mug and Tony sits in another chair, assuming that's why he was sat on, which to be honest, he didn't mind. Bucky sips his tea and so does Tony.

**

Bucky sits on the couch one day and Tony brings home a smol cat which he is holding with a big smile.
"Wacha got there?"
"A smoothie."
Bucky laughs. "Alright then."
"Well, it's clearly a cat but."
"Yeah I know."
They laugh.
"Anyway, I got it for you."
"Aww thanks!"

Tony smiles and puts the cat down. He goes down to his lab and Bucky slowly approaches the cat, letting it sniff his hand and give his leg a head butt. Soon, the cat, who he had named Smoothie was sitting on his favourite chair- he just sat on the couch to drink his tea instead, not wanting to mistakenly hurt her.

When Tony came back up and sees that he smiles, picking up the cat and plops it on Bucky's lap.

"You're not going to hurt her."
"You sure?"
Tony just nods.
"Okay.."

Tony sits down and Bucky strokes Smoothie, she purrs and Tony smiles. Bucky smiles too and continues to stroke her, no longer as scared.

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