I stared at the counter pondering what I should pick...
“Come on dude, hurry up and choose it’s not that hard!”
Pfft. What does he know this is a very difficult time in a young boy’s life...
Now... which one... hmm...?
“Damn it Thomas! Choose already!”
Hush child I’m tryna think!
Now where was I...? Oh yeah! Which one... which one?
“I mean it Thomas if you don’t choose one soon you’ll live to regret it” Steven growled under his breath
I rolled my eyes, silly boy he should know by now his threats have no affect on me, as I continued my internal debate.
“1...”
Hmm... so many choices...
“2...”
...so much time...
“3...”
Ok. I’ve come to my conclusion!!!
“THOMAS!”
“SWEET PLEASE!” I smiled sweetly at the cashier, only for him to roll his eyes at me! Oh bitch you’re so lucky your behind a counter full of candy otherwise those eyes would be in my hands!! Now get my popcorn!!
“Why...”
I glanced at Steven who seemed to be mumbling to himself
“Why what?”
“Why do you have to spend so damn long choosing popcorn?! There’s only two damn choices sweet or salt! And you always get sweet!”
“Well just you wait, one day I shall be sweet enough that’ll just have to choose salt!” I defended
“oh jeez, where did I find you?” he chuckled shaking his head at the skylight
“Don’t ask the light that ain’t gon give you the answer” I replied, silly boy
“Shut up and pay for your damn popcorn the guys waiting” Steven sighed
Oh I had to pay? Um... how about no freakin way!
Ding ding ding!
I just got an idea!
Smirking evilly I glanced at Steven, who had a look of terror on his face that’s right be very afraid boy
“Whatever you’re planning, don’t do it!” Steven hissed in my ear pleadingly
Aw he looks so cute; to bad imma do what I want to do baby!
“But baaaabbbbbyy! You’re the man in the relationship! You’re so supposed to pay!!” I whined giving Steven the puppy dog eyes as he turned a deep crimson, aw cute!
“You love me right? If so pay for my sweet popcorn! I promise to do that... thing you like” I wiggled my eyebrows for affect as his face was now as red as a tomato, why am I so evil? Oh because I can be bitch!! Mwhahaha!
The cashier coughed nervously handing me my popcorn
Yay sweet popcorn, hmmm... smelled sooo good
Oh my gaga!
Foodgasm!!
Jrfkjrijwmekj!
Absorbed in my popcorn, I distinctly heard the till ‘chime’ signalling that Steven had indeed paid and my showcase was now over, I silently took a bow ‘thank you, thank you’
