Blonde Boys Doing What Blonde Boys Do

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Hey I'm katsuki, and I'm 15, slaying kirishima with my massive peen. I've got a couple of hobbies, besides being blonde, like making fun of deku and being a bitch. I drink lots of soda and hang out at the school. I used to be straight, then I got hard because i saw kirishima pull the gay card. All i need in my life is my boys and my mom, now I'm gonna pass it on to my other blonde bro-
Howdy everybody, the names kaminari, and I'm also 15, i like to touch wires and wear electricity? 300000 watts? I sure do got, because my quirk is being dumb and throwing some shocks. The school, the teachers, they're on our side, with quirks so great we've got nothing to hide. Tv and movies, they're made for us, not those other students because we're A+
Hey my names present mic, I've been blessed with these gay boys down from heaven.... uh bought me and the boys some  all might merch, now the ladies judge us like we should d- when i was their age I didn't have many friends but shouta but now i have these sweet boys. They like to call me dad but i say no, cant they see who i am, I'm a teacher and blonde bro!










What the actual fuck did i just create? I spent way too much time trying to create lyrics for this and I'm honestly so ashamed- like half the lyrics don't make fucking sense- well i hope you guys enjoy it because it was kinda fun to write so let me know if its worth making another thing like this. Also tell me what other songs i could do something like this with

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