The signs on a bus...*sigh*
Aʀɪᴇs- "There are no seatbelts on this death machine."
Tᴀᴜʀᴜs- "Thats because....I ATE THEM. DUN DA DUNNNNNN"
Gᴇᴍɪɴɪ- "So surprised Taurus..sit back down."
Cᴀɴᴄᴇʀ- "I LOVE RIDING THE BUS!" *Kills the bus driver and takes over*
Lᴇᴏ- "I can't believe I've been seen on a bus..." *Covers face with mask*
Vɪʀɢᴏ- "Lmfao Cancer, show them who's boss"
Lɪʙʀᴀ- *Kicks window open* "SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS!" *Jumps out for no apparent reason*
Sᴄᴏʀᴘɪᴏ- "Finally the trash took out itself!"
Sᴀɢɪᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴜs- "PFFT- I'm coming Libra!" *jumps out window too*
Cᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ- *Is in private jet* "pEASENTS!"
Aǫᴜᴀʀɪᴜs- "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND"
Pɪsᴄᴇs- "Guys I think this is illegal..."
Comment who you are..xD
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HumorJust a fun little book I decided to make on my spare time! Basically I get your zodiac sign and tell you what you are, basing on the chapter! Read the book to find out more!
