The signs cooking
Aʀɪᴇs- "oK HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ THIS SHIT-" *Is holding instructions upside down*
Tᴀᴜʀᴜs- *Is antisocial and scrolling through tumblr*
Gᴇᴍɪɴɪ- "ayyyyy" *Is flirting with Leo*
Cᴀɴᴄᴇʀ- "Hello-? Am I the only one actually cooking???"
Lᴇᴏ- "Wtf Gemini...-"
Vɪʀɢᴏ- "O h would you l o o k at that- I set the house on fire..."
Lɪʙʀᴀ- "WHAT THE FUCK VIRGO?! WE'RE BAKING A CAKE! NOT SETTING THE HOUSE ON FIRE!!"
Sᴄᴏʀᴘɪᴏ- *Is eating all the dough*
Sᴀɢɪᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴜs- *Is screaming all star lyrics*
Cᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ- "Pisces What are we doing-"
Aǫᴜᴀʀɪᴜs- "SAGITTARIUS. SHUT TF UP"
Pɪsᴄᴇs- "Idfk..Trying not to burn myself."
What did you get?~
YOU ARE READING
~!Horoscopes!~
HumorJust a fun little book I decided to make on my spare time! Basically I get your zodiac sign and tell you what you are, basing on the chapter! Read the book to find out more!