The signs in a playground
Aʀɪᴇs- "THE SLIDE HURTS MY ASS. OMG"
Tᴀᴜʀᴜs- "thIS sand is NOT ediBLE-"
Gᴇᴍɪɴɪ- "Is it illegal to take pictures of these kids?"
Cᴀɴᴄᴇʀ- *Falls off swing* "Ah, i'm okay..I ain't no pussy"
Lᴇᴏ- "Beat it kids. It's my turn on the seesaw.." *Fights all the kids*
Vɪʀɢᴏ- "Omg Leo wtf they're 10"
Lɪʙʀᴀ- *Throws kids* "Get me money."
Sᴄᴏʀᴘɪᴏ- "No dogs aloud..? Oh, Sagittarius, get out of the park. See the sign?"
Sᴀɢɪᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴜs- "..fuck you." *Stabs Scorpio with ice cream cone*
Cᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ- "There's no chill in this park"
Aǫᴜᴀʀɪᴜs- "Ah, I'm proud of you Sagittarius!"
Pɪsᴄᴇs- *Swims in puddle because fuck you*
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~!Horoscopes!~
HumorJust a fun little book I decided to make on my spare time! Basically I get your zodiac sign and tell you what you are, basing on the chapter! Read the book to find out more!
