Italian Dick

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dicks pov
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"dick!! dinners ready!" mum shouted from the top of her Italian lungs
"What is it mama?" I used my Italian voice box to shout back
"Pasta!"
ahh pasta, you can never go wrong with good ol' italian pasta.
"Looks like we should get up dad" I murmur to the hairy Russian man laying besides me.
*In a THIC Russian accent*
"B'lyad" ( f*** in Russian ) " why does that suka always interrupt our time together?" Keith moans
"I know, Keith, but she's my ma.... I feel ba d about being with you without her knowing"
Keith grabs the bong next to our bed and lights it
"Come on Keith!!! We need to tell her!"
He keeps smoking
" whatever I'm going to get my home made pappardelle Italian pasta"

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1am that night

I hear Italian screaming coming from the kitchen.. mama?
I walk down the stairs.
The screaming stops but I see Italian blood coming from the kitchen door!! Oh no!
I jog inside crying Italian tears to see Keith, my mother and my lover, bong in hand, standing over my mother's dead body!!!!
"d-d-dad...?????!!"

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