He grabs me by his muscly veiny Russian Russian Russian hands and pulls me out the door along with my dead limp Italian mama.
Once she was stuffed into the boot, we hopped into his blue Honda Civic and he began driving russianly.
I grabbed the bong and took a big wiff. It still tastes like my mamas milky Italian butt.
After driving in his humungous thicc Russian Honda Civic for 5 minutes
We arrive at his Cuban dinosaur of a jet and fly in it to AFRICA.
2 plumpy hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My tiny Italian bladder is about to blow so I crawl to the bouji bathroom
I kneel down onto the toilet straddling the toilet facing the lid.
Like a normal Italian.
I began to poop.
"AAAAAAARRRRGHHH PASTA!!!"
my Italian poop felt slimy. Like it was swimming out of my Italian rectal cavity.
I looked down flabbergasted and found a FISH.
"AYE MAMA!!! TRAVIS!!!!" I shouted
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