I let out a shrek... literally a small shrek figurine fell out of my bubble butt
"STEP DADDY!!! I FOUND TRAVIS!!!" I yap.
Keith wiggles in like a worm in the rain
*FAT russian accent*
"Trrravis? Who the feck is that?" he slurs *( Russians are drunk by default )*
"TRAVIS. MY PET FISH. he must've snuck up my Italian shell pasta spaghetti carbonara ravioli pizzaria fusilli digestive organs abdominal in the night!"
Keith shimmies his manly muscular Russian flabby hands toward his exposed chest and snatched a small black hair from it without a flinch
"Dad what are you doing???"
"He might be hungry." Keirth squirms
Keith picks up travis and flaps the Russian chest hair over his erect fish lips
*Travis chugalugs the pube*
"NOOO MAMA MIA!!!" I cry
109 perpendicular hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~
"We are finally in AFRICA" Keith elevates
(Not literally he isn't flying, he's just tall and standing up)
"Aye! Let's find an elephant!"
Keith nods and lugs my flabby mamas body.
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mY dAnGerOus mAfiA sTep DADDY
Teen FictionRichard, dick for short, unexpectedly falls inlove with none other than his step father.. without knowing his association with the RUSSIAN mafia that is.. RICHARD IS PUT IN A TOUGH SITUATION WHEN HIS STEP-DAD/SECRET LOVER DOES A BAD THING AND HAS TO...
