The Bad Luck Club (Male reader insert X Monster girls)

Chapter 5 - From Hell, With Love <3

You groaned as you got up, you could barely tell where you were since it was so dark, however, your eyes soon got accustomed to the darkness, however, you also saw that you weren't alone, you saw there were other people with you as well

You: "Say... can anyone tell me where we are?"

Old man: "We're probably in hell... the last thing I remember I had one too many drugs... I think I overdosed"

You: "Fuck! I can't believe that fucking slut convinced me to do her stupid ass errands, only for me to die, this is has been the worst trade deal in the history of all trade deals, maybe ever"

Old man: "Yeah well that's what you get kid, you kids nowadays are so horny that you'll do anything to fuck a woman-"

You: "Shut your trap old man! I ain't fucking anybody! That's literally the whole point of this story! Try to survive this damn high school and keep my virginity and tell the tale..."

Old Man: "Oh I get it, you're a protagonist of one of those Chinese book- cartoon things?"

You: "It's called manga old man, and yes you could call me that, and it ain't an anime, just some dude's lame book on Wattpad, honestly..."

Old Man: Pity really, I feel bad for you..."

Suddenly there was a sudden stop, which was weird because you didn't even know you were moving, soon a bright red light shone into wherever you were as some doors were suddenly open, you were blinded a bit before you regain your composure, they looked like military officers judging by their clothes, however they had horns coming out of their hats, one of them got on board and quickly pushed everybody out, you resisted a bit, but they were able to kick you out, you saw the old man scream and shout as they took him away, the others were all lead to other places, except for you, the officer simply grabbed you and handcuffed you as he began to drag you with him, you decided it'd be best to just follow him, as you went with him you entered what seemed to be the biggest castle you've ever seen, it really was of epic proportion, and it was all an eerie black and red, he yanked you up the stepping stairs to walk into it, the massive walls opening enough to let you and him in, inside you quickly looked around before seeing a massive stained glass mural at the very end, you had a bad feeling about this... after a long boring walk that I had to skip, you made it to the throne room, and along the walls are tons of murals, however what you focused on was the man in a dapper suit, he simply sat in the throne uninterested, that is until he looked at you, he simply smiled before getting up and walking towards you

???: "Abaddon, leave him alone will you? Get those horrible handcuffs off of him, he's not some animal"

Abaddon: "No, but he'll fight like one-"

???: "Blah blah blah, I don't care abandon! You're so boring- tell you what, how about you go to take the day off, maybe haunt or possess a human or actually get laid by a succubus or something?"

Abaddon: "Whatever you say, my lord... however if he hurts you, that's all on you"

???: "Oh relax would you? He's not gonna hurt me, he's harmless~"

Abaddon simply rolled his eyes before undoing your handcuff, he then began to walk out of the castle, you turned around to get a good look at him before looking at the smug businessman in front of you, he was sipping on a coffee before throwing it away

???: "Sorry about that, it's just been a long day, and I definitely needed my coffee, you can relate right?"

You: "Enough with this shitty small talk, just tell me why the fuck you wanted to see me?"

???: "Oh yeah, I see you're new to hell... uh... welcome, I hope you have a good time here- FYI, you won't... and basically I was gonna send you down to the fifth circle of hell when I read your life's biography... so... Lilith's still pretty sexy huh?"