Dear school

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Hey loves! So, I'm so sorry I have been offline from this book, but as previously stated, I need time to think of a theme, and plus my quarterly exams are here. I'm almost through them, but because I hate class in general, I have a few things to say...

(Also, I haven't included DnT (woodshop for my lovely American/UK/Australian readers)and Food and Consumer (nutrition and health, or whatever you guys call it. Not being offensive, I just don't know what ya'll call it), mainly cause I love them)

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Dear school


Dear school,

I think you're cool


But there are somethings, if I so may,

That I'd like to say


Literature,

You may draw a picture.

You may be able to portray,

You may be able to create a play.

But no one asked to answer your prose

After seeing your questions, I simply froze

You may have taught me to rhyme,

But you are a subject, as sour as a lime


English,

You as a subject, I relish

Your vocabulary is phenomenal

The grammar, I think is optimal

But no one needed word form

It's like using the scientific word for cream-corn

You may inspire poetry,

But all you can do is try


Math,

You stink, go take a bath

You're as popular as a Monday

Yeah, you're that Monday-ne(1)

You have too many angles,

You make me get tangled

My head spins,

Oh, you make my patience wear thin

I have to tell you one thing, before I go

You want to be noticed

So you teamed up with English,

Right, you Ho?


Science,

My Friend, I love you, I think you're nice

You are what makes me, and I thank you

But sometimes, there's things that you do

That make me bleed

You have chemistry as lead?

Why, that's equal to killing students!

Your quizzical equations make me feel like a rodent,

Trapped in a Physics experiment

The fact that you make up the universe

Makes me lament

Biology is a load of nope,

What, you think ya'll had any hope?


PE,

Ironically, you're a bore.

I find your "rules" to follow a chore

If I can't have fun,

There's no point making me run.

What's the actual point with you're 2.4 km test,

Just let me warm up play and rest.


So if you want to know if I like school,

Yeah I do, I think it's cool,

But lest be thought it's cause of Nerd ReasonsTM,

It's not.

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So there, here's what I think of certain subjects in school, and I honestly don't know how well I can edit it to make it better cause this is something. Don't know where all my shade came from, but I hope you guys just laughed. I'll see you guys soon!!

-Cassie🖤

1- A/N: Yes, I just made a pun. No, I don't give a shit

(Hey guys! Editing Cassie here. So for extra laughs, those of ya'll who know DnP, read this in Dan's voice. It's even better. Trust me. <- Don't dare make the reference you sh*ts)

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