Hey loves! So, I'm so sorry I have been offline from this book, but as previously stated, I need time to think of a theme, and plus my quarterly exams are here. I'm almost through them, but because I hate class in general, I have a few things to say...
(Also, I haven't included DnT (woodshop for my lovely American/UK/Australian readers)and Food and Consumer (nutrition and health, or whatever you guys call it. Not being offensive, I just don't know what ya'll call it), mainly cause I love them)
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Dear school
Dear school,
I think you're cool
But there are somethings, if I so may,
That I'd like to say
Literature,
You may draw a picture.
You may be able to portray,
You may be able to create a play.
But no one asked to answer your prose
After seeing your questions, I simply froze
You may have taught me to rhyme,
But you are a subject, as sour as a lime
English,
You as a subject, I relish
Your vocabulary is phenomenal
The grammar, I think is optimal
But no one needed word form
It's like using the scientific word for cream-corn
You may inspire poetry,
But all you can do is try
Math,
You stink, go take a bath
You're as popular as a Monday
Yeah, you're that Monday-ne(1)
You have too many angles,
You make me get tangled
My head spins,
Oh, you make my patience wear thin
I have to tell you one thing, before I go
You want to be noticed
So you teamed up with English,
Right, you Ho?
Science,
My Friend, I love you, I think you're nice
You are what makes me, and I thank you
But sometimes, there's things that you do
That make me bleed
You have chemistry as lead?
Why, that's equal to killing students!
Your quizzical equations make me feel like a rodent,
Trapped in a Physics experiment
The fact that you make up the universe
Makes me lament
Biology is a load of nope,
What, you think ya'll had any hope?
PE,
Ironically, you're a bore.
I find your "rules" to follow a chore
If I can't have fun,
There's no point making me run.
What's the actual point with you're 2.4 km test,
Just let me warm up play and rest.
So if you want to know if I like school,
Yeah I do, I think it's cool,
But lest be thought it's cause of Nerd ReasonsTM,
It's not.
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So there, here's what I think of certain subjects in school, and I honestly don't know how well I can edit it to make it better cause this is something. Don't know where all my shade came from, but I hope you guys just laughed. I'll see you guys soon!!
-Cassie🖤
1- A/N: Yes, I just made a pun. No, I don't give a shit
(Hey guys! Editing Cassie here. So for extra laughs, those of ya'll who know DnP, read this in Dan's voice. It's even better. Trust me. <- Don't dare make the reference you sh*ts)
