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Hey guys I have decided that I will be doing a jokes book, I will update a joke everyday for you and then on Sunday you will get two jokes the joke of the day and an extra joke because I feel kind :) I also will be giving shout outs to random people that vote and comment. Hope you like it...

-_littleElmo

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Wife: "I look fat, can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight"

(A/N) Boom, I bet that went down bad!

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