A farmer had three daughters.
They are all going out with their dates
The doorbell goes and the farmer answers.
"Hi I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we are going to the show." The farmer gets Flo and they leave.
The doorbell goes again "Hi I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we are going to eat spaghetti" And so they leave.
The doorbell goes for the last time "Hi I'm Chuck....." The Farmer shoots him.