So as it's Christmas I'm going to do a few jokes about Christmas, well Christmassy jokes.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the 'elf centre!
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?
An elfcicle!
What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?
Platforms!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle
(A/N) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Hope you all have a wonderful day! And thanks so much for the amount of reads I get! It's unbelievable, thank you so much! No one will probably read this but if they do thanks!
