Peter was the reflection of anger today. I mean what did he do?. He was Peacefully minding his business And was actually Happy, but nooo!, his good old Parker Luck had to, just had to!, turn everything up against him!. First, his alarm didn't work And only had half an hour before school., second, the elevator for some reason was on the ground floor, so Peter didn't have time to wait for it. Third, he Tripped a whole stair case when he tried to get down. It's a miracle nothing happened to him!.
Fourth, Happy was in a bad mood in the Morning so he was grumbling about how it pissed him off to take teenagers to school in the morning even when he's the head of security, which really pissed Peter off. But he kept quiet so his anger was hard to control. Hey!, If he took it out on somebody then he'll feel just fine!. Fifth, Flash was full going on about how he was ten times better than Peter And he said a lot of really mean stuff, to which Peter barely stopped the punch rising in his fist.
Sixth, Happy got sick in the meantime And Peter had to walk home because everyone was busy. Seventh, it started to rain heavily And he didn't have an umbrella. But it was useless anyway since the storm would've definitely blown it Away. So he came home completely soaking wet. And that's how the Avengers found their Spiderling on one of the stools near the counter, not looking so good.
"What's up Kiddo?"Tony Asked, taking a seat besides him."Good, Now who blasted glitter bombs in My Room?"Peter questioned, directly looking at the rest of the Avengers. Even Natasha was impressed by the death glare. Of Course she wasn't scared, just impressed."that was him"Sam spoke very calmly for the first time, pointing an accusing finger at Clint. Peter tilted his head, smiling sweetly. But even the world's most dumbest person would understand that it's the ultimate version of sugar coating venom.
"Well it wasn't.."Clint was cut off By the Spiderling."dad, pass Me a spoon please?"he Asked politely. Tony passed it anyway, ignoring the fact that why the hell would his kid want a spoon Now. He took it And slowly examined it in his hand."As I was saying it wasn't exactly.."the archer was cut off Again when everyone heard a sound of something breaking. Peter looked up."I'm sorry, what were You saying?"Peter questioned, holding the spoon, which was Now two pieces, in both of his hands.
Clint immediately paled. Everyone looked horrified."Clint Barton I dare You to continue. If you do it for the secondth time then this spoon.."He threw the spoon at Clint. It knocked on his head. "ouch!"he groaned."will be You in seconds"He whispered."so I had a really bad day I hope You won't mess it even more. But if You do, remember the awful fate the spoon had to face"he smirked. "Now I'm off to bed"he yawned, which almost every Avenger wanted to coo at, but stopped remembering the spoon's fate.
After he left they all looked at Clint."you're gonna get ourselves killed!"Rodhey mumbled, leaving them And the cackling billionaire alone."Stark, your kid is scary!" saying this a very scared looking Clint jumped into the vents. Probably to hide anyway. Had to say, The Avengers Were Impressed!.["Clint What did You do???"."he's your son!. Do something!!"."Run You stupid mortals"."Loki??. You're a god!. Stop him!"."Pathetic mortal. I've a life to protect!"."GET BACK HERE!. CLINT I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL END YOUR LIFE!!"].
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I'm Spiderson To Your Irondad! (Oneshots)
Short Story"you're the light of my life. You're precious. I love you. You hear me?. You're my kid. My sweet baby, My Bambi"
