Homestuck One-Shots

Kankri x Karkat - Vantas Family Love

I actually wrote this one while I was on vacation and never got around to posting it, so here it is!

It is based off of the Broadway Karkat song "MARTYR + C9mplex" (thus the video).

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Vantas Family Love

        Karkat sighed sharply, showing his disinterest to whatever his Dancestor, Kankri, was saying.

        “Karkat, do you realize how many people you could have triggered with your wriggler like behavior? You are acting like such a little grub, throwing fits when things don't go your way. It needs to stop due to the fact that-" Kankri rambled on, and on, and on, and on.

        “KANKRI WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?!” Karkat yelled loudly. He was tired of Kankri and his trigger warnings. Karkat couldn’t take anymore.

     

        Kankri blew his trigger whistle loudly. “Karkat Vantas, I am giving you yet another trigger warning." Kankri wrote something down and then placed the note on Karkats shoulder.

        Karkat took the note and ripped it up, throwing it in Kankri’s face. Kankri gasped loudly and quickly wrote on another paper, putting the new ticket on Karkats shoulder. Karkat got a smug look on his face before gasping loudly. “Kankri, you touched my shoulder. You might have just triggered me.”

        Kankri’s jaw dropped open. “Oh gog, I'm so sorry Karkat... I did not mean to rigger you in anyway-”

        “It's fine Kankri, I think I just need to be alone for little bit..." Karkat said, looking at the ground as if he were upset.

        Kankri walked away devastated. He had just triggered someone while trying to prevent triggers…

        Karkat smiled. He had finally gotten his stupid Dancestor away from him. Yeah, it might have been a little cruel, but Kankri could just get really annoying at times, and everyone knew that. Karkat sat at his computer as there was a soft ding. Someone had trolled him.

                                        Karkat, answer the message.

        He looked at the screen. It was Sollux.

                                   TwinArmageddons [TA] started trolling CarcinoGeneticist [CG]

                                        TA: Hey dude, what’2 up?

                                        CG: NOT MUCH REALLY.

                                        CG: WHY WOULD YOU CARE?

                                       CG: DON’T YOU HAVE SOME PROGRAMMING SHIT YOU SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW?