Love And Sin (Final Fantasy X/Biker Mice Crossover Fanfic)

The Engagement Announcement

 After the holiday stress and chaos died down, we decided that we would share the news that we were engaged and were going to get married. The first person Seymour and I told was my mother. He tenderly held my hand as he said,"Lady Eleanor, as Vincent has already informed you, Lady Eve and I have been in love for some time now. I have asked her to be my bride. I cannot live without her by my side. May I have your daughter as my wife?"

  "No! You will never have my blessing for as long as you live." My mother screamed-but Seymour put up a hand, silencing her as he said," Never mind, it matters not. Hate me if you wish-but Lady Eve WILL be by my side at the altar."

I gave him my nod of approval as I added," Mom I don't care if you hate him or me-I love Maester Seymour with all of my heart. I am going to marry this man whether you like it or not!"

I gazed lovingly at my fiance as I continued,"Just because you can't keep your legs closed long enough to find your soul mate doesn't mean I'm gonna let you keep me away from mine." he gave my hand a gentle squeeze as he said," Come with me my Lady Eve, we still have your friends to share the news with."

I smiled as we went to where our friends were sitting in the living room. "Guys, I have some exciting news to tell you!" I said with a bright smile," Yesterday Seymour asked me to marry him-and I said yes!" Lily squealed with delight as she said," I'll start designing dresses!"

Modo and Throttle both gave Seymour a congratulatory pat on the shoulder. "Congrats Man..we're happy for you guys!" Throttle said. Modo wiped a manly,almost fatherly tear and added," You'd better take good care of our little angel! Eve's like a daughter to me."

"On my word and my life as both a man and a Maester of Yevon, I have absolutely no intention of hurting her in any way, shape or form. She is my light and my soul," Seymour swore," I could never even fathom that sickening idea of even breaking her heart. She means more to me than my own existence."

The only one who wasn't happy about this was Vinnie, who flicked his tail with irritation. I didn't know what his problem was but he looked about to explode. I heard him angrily muttering throughout the day. It wasn't until dinner that he snapped. "WHY EVE, WHY?" he yelled," WHY HIM? WHAT MAKES THAT HYBRID FREAK BETTER THAN ME?!"

 I'd had enough of Vinnie insulting the man I loved. The crimson haze of rage was over my eyes and my wings were spread wide as I marched over to Vinnie and told him exactly what I thought of him. "Why? Why you ask? Let's see, where do I even begin?! You have all the grace, charm and manners of a seasick pig!You have the all the class and charisma of a drunk camel! You have all the good looks of an ogre! You're vain, a pervert-not to mention egotistical! I wouldn't date-let alone marry you if you were the last guy on Earth! If it were a choice between letting the human race die out and repopulating the Earth with you-I'd rather commit suicide! You know, I bet you boast so much because you're compensating for your tiny package! You're probably so lousy,bad, and terrible in bed that most women would fall asleep in two minutes flat! You're probably one of those one pump chumps! HAVE I LEFT ANYTHING OUT?!" I ranted.

"Damn that's cold." Modo said with a whistle.  "Ouch,' Throttle remarked," forget a burn-that was a frickin' nuclear bomb!"

I saw Vinnie's eyes watering before he stomped off. Hate to say it-but for once I didn't regret insulting him that harshly at all