[Poco Loco x reader]

You make me Poco Loco daddy

Another day, another day of hell and misery. You got out of your 54 inch bed and walked over to your dresser. You sexily twisted the knob and yanked open the drawer. You pulled out a Minecraft shirt and kitten shorts. You were ready for the new school day.

   You opened your door to your small, but epic room. You took a step and you felt wet stuff under your cold foot. You lifted it up and saw yellow water. You didn't dare smell it. You kept walking until you cracked your neck and fell down the stairs. "Good morning mother." You said while blood was dripping down your nose.

   "Oh sweetie, what happened to your nose?" Your mother said with a slightly shocked facial expression. You snapped your neck towards your mom and frowned. "Are you saying I'm not beautiful, mother?" You said as more blood dripped from your nose. You could taste it now.

   Your mother shook her head and her fake eyelashes fell into the soup she was making for you. "Aw heck!" You laughed at your mother and took out your Nintendo 3Ds. You started to play super smash bros when your mom walked over to the kitchen table and plopped herself down.

   "Who the hell u think u is??"  You screeched. Your mother's eyes widened. she slammed her hands on the table. "Just go to epic school brat!!" Your eyes started to water and you Immediately stood up. You smacked your mother across the face and hit the woah.

-at school-

You hated this place, what the fuck kinda school is this?? You walked up to the building.

Akademi High. It smells like ching chong in here, what's for lunch, cats? You walked up to one of the cherry trees and sniffed it. You got a leaf up your nose and started to cry. You sneezed it out and waddled into the school.

    You stepped into the school and opened your new locker. You got on some black shoes and put your crusty dusty rusty sneakers in your locker. You closed and locked up your locker and turned away when you accidentally
bumped into someone.

    This person was taller than you so you immediately fell onto your ass. "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this." You said as you tried getting up. "O-oh d-dear! I'm so so s-sorry! Let me help you!" You looked up at the egg shaped figure with long sexy legs. You almost drooled at its legs.
    He gripped your hand and pulled you up. He was so s e x y..

"Who and what are you, and why do you look that way? So many questions.. but so little time..." the man tilted his hat at you and smiled. He's always smiling, so cute. You finally stood back up and stared into the mans eyes. "You make me poco loco." He said as he threw his hat on the ground and rapidly started to kiss you. You heard him play a song from his phone.. what the hell is this??
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