Okay, first it was Holt scolding him for a miNor mishap with a suspect and a truck of mayonnaise. Jake had had it all under control before the slip and slide of it all.
Then it was Gina talking about irrelevant stuff like "paying taxes" and "loans". It all sounded much too...ugh, mature.
The last straw was Lily telling him to stop blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk, and Jake was putting his proverbial foot down.
"That's it!" Jake pushed himself from his rolly chair, storming towards the exit rather dramatically.
"You're acting weird." Rosa said bluntly, having been disturbed from her not so interesting paper work. "What's wrong with you?"
Cleo then walked in a black briefcase in hand wearing an ironically professional business suit.
Jake pointed an incriminating finger at her and she paused, eyebrows furrowed. "You've betrayed me." He said, before promptly leaving the room.
Millions of thoughts ran through her head, retracing her steps and wondering where she went wrong.
She looked around for an explanation from somebody, but looking from Lily's shrugged shoulders to Rosa's dismissal of the situation, none was found.
Shrugging, she lifted the suitcase. "I brought some fidget spinners from the toy store next door. There was a free giveaway and they even let me have this cool suit!" She pressed a button and the suit started playing All Star on what sounded like a recorder.
Lily couldn't help but laugh at her best friend's unadulterated joy at her own idiocy. Her timing was amazing.
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