Ａｍａｒｉａｎ Ａｎｄｅｒｓｏｎ
I wake up and hear talking, "the fuck is that?" I said, I look at my phone screen to see Max talking to some dude, he soon walked away, "who was that?" I said and he jumped and looked at the screen, "you scared the hell outta me, that was Alpha" he said.
"His black ass still here?" I said making him laugh, "I heard that beech" he said as Max flipped the camera, "Alpha, don't make me come out there, just to slap you so hard you turn blue" I said, "run yo shit beech" he said, "suck a dick, Max turn me back to you, I can't look at this Purple muhfucka no more" I said.
"Do I look the Thanos to you?" He said, "no you, look like Michael Blackson tho" I said and Max turned me to him, "okay, that's enough, y'all fr have tears coming out of my eyes" Max said laughing hard asl for no reason.
"was it funny?" I said, "yeah, y'all act like a married couple" he said, "bitch, we married, he a rebound" I said, "what a about Elom?" Alpha said, "fuck Elom, that nigga fruity in the booty" I said.
"Aye, I'm telling him what you said" Alpha said laughing, "okay and? Ion give no fuck, I'mma tell him you laughed as I said it" my petty ass said, "bruh. Hang up.." he told Max.
"Max, hang up, I dare you. Bet I won't talk to you no moe" I said, "bro's before hoes" he said, "bet" I said and hung up, "niggas ain't shit fr! But bitches ain't either so what I'm saying?" I said to myself and walked out of my room looking a mess.
I walked downstairs, to see Elom on the couch sleeping with my best friend wrapped in his arms, "the hell?" I said I went in the kitchen and grabbed a pot, spoon, and a cup of water...
"I AINT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NOT GON GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!" I yelled and poured the water on the, "what the fuck yo?" Diamond said, "pack yo shit and bounce bitch!" I said dragging her off the couch.
"Let me go!" She yelled and everybody came from downstairs, "you fuckin' no tiddies big nipple having ass hoe!" I said bussing her shit and then arms started to grab me, "I knew we shouldn't have let you back into this house, you fishy pussy ass hoe!" I yelled.
"you were my best friend I trusted you! And this is what you do every time I break down in your arms, and you tell me 'men ain't shit'? Huh? Huh? Bruh I told y'all she can't keep her legs closed for shit! Her legs like elevator doors open and close every 10 seconds! You Mr. Snuffleuphagus body built bitch! And Elom you fr a real lightskin nigga 'date' a girl and next you catch a flight to her ex bestfriend who you know can't keep her legs closed! Fuck you!" I said as the salty tears from my face stung as the ran down my cheeks.
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE, BOTH OF Y'ALL, AND DON'T COME BACK WHEN YOU CATCH HER A.I.D.S!" I screamed as they ran out of the door.
The door shut, I popped up, "I got your food" he said... It was just a dream.
