(My boyfriend is a bit of a Pokémon nerd. We are laying in bed together cuddling.)
Carlos: “Head-butt.”
(He then proceeds to lightly head-butt me.)
Carrie: “What the?”
Carlos: “Girlfriend is confused. Use low kick.”
(He taps my leg with his foot.)
Carrie: *finally catching on, but without the energy to fight back.) “Girlfriend is fast asleep.” *closes eyes*
Carlos: “Pokéball go!” *wraps his arms around my waist, and pulls me close* “Girlfriend was caught!”
Related:
Good Thing They Caught Each Other
