(Note: I’m a man.)
Carrie: “I’m bored. There is nothing to do today.”
Carlos: “I can think of something to do…in the bedroom.”
Carrie: *rolls her eyes* “Not right now, girl.”
(I stare at my wife, and she realizes what she said.)
Carrie: “Sorry! I’m so used to having to scold the dog, not you!”
