Things Never Go As Planned

It was just another day for the boys, they had just finished a successful day of recording. They were all on their way outside ready to go grab a bite when John and Paul are snickering with each other. 

Once they reached the double doors leading out of the studio, Paul and John turned to Ringo and George.

"Oh darn," John said face-palming himself, "I forgot my, uh-"

"He forgot his wallet, that's it," Paul said. 

"Yeah, my wallet. Hey Rings and George, would you guys mind grabbing it for me?"

Ringo and George looked at one another in confusion. Why couldn't John get it himself? They thought. Nonetheless, they obliged by heading back for the studio doors. Once the other two Beatles were certain Ringo and George were inside the building, Paul and John ran to the back entrance. 

They entered quickly and quietly turning down dark halls that finally led to a small room on the first floor of the studio. Here, the two were able to control the lift with a series of switches on a small, yellow panel.

"My gosh, John, what an evil-mastermind you are."

John replied with a small bow. A small green light indicated the elevator was moving. The two giggled and with a flick of a switch, the light turned red. Lift Stopped a sign on the panel read.

Ringo and George shared confusion as they stared at one another. 

"It seems the lift is stuck," George said.

Ringo looked worriedly at George. He had a phobia of getting stuck in lifts and small spaces.

"Okay now, Rings, calm down. Breathe in and breathe out. We'll be fine."

Ringo's first instinct was to press the emergency button. 

"Would you look at that, they're panicking," John said with a laugh.

"Maybe we should go get them, John. Ringo is scared of small spaces and lifts, y'know. "

"Let's wait a while longer. I mean, we could go out to eat right now. I have my wallet anyway."

Paul didn't know what to say to John and he certainly couldn't tell him 'no.' Instead he let out a small sigh and sat on a small stool near the door.

"Aw, Paulie, don't worry so much," John told Paul whilst lifting his chin. Paul blushed and looked away. John kneels in front of him and steals a kiss.

Meanwhile, in the lift, Ringo is curled up in a ball on the floor. George is trying comfort Ringo the best he can by rubbing small circles around his back.

"Ringo, it's okay. Don't worry," was all George could think of.

George then thinks to have Ringo sit on his lap and cuddle him to calm him down. At this point, it was his last resort. The taller man maneuvers himself to have Ringo between his legs. From here, he gestures for Ringo lean on his chest.

Ringo's tears are wiped away by George's gentle fingers. 

"It's all right, Ritchie love," George whispered as he plants a kiss of Ringo's forehead.

Back in the control room, John and Paul are in the middle of a makeout session. With John on the floor, Paul straddles him and gives his lover bites along his soft neck. 

"John, love," Paul pants, "when are we going to let them out?"

"Whenever we're done...maybe."

"C' mon now John, we have to let them out. They're probably scared out of their pants by now."

"You're so cute when you whine."

Routinely, Paul blushes and is devoured by John.

Ringo looks up at George who is playing in his hair. His bright blue eyes meet the dark, mysterious brown ones staring back at him.

"Thank you, Georgie. It's so terrible for me to still be scared if these types of things after all these years."

"It's fine, Ritchie. Sometimes a friend needs some help to get by."

George, with his free hand, caresses Ringo's cheek. Ringo replies with a blush and is surprised to find George's lips on his own. They break away from the kiss and laugh.

"I love you," Ringo says.

"I love you, too...also I'm starving. You think John and Paul realize we've been gone?"

"They probably just when on to lunch without us. Paul probably offered to pay, anyway."

"John," Paul struggled to get out, "we need-oH. We need to get those two out the lift."

John was busy sucking at one of Paul's nipples. His hand was exploring Paul's crotch area. 

"Not right now, Paul. We just got started."

"You are one horny man."

John chuckled and gave Paul one last kiss before getting back on his feet. He helped Paul up after flicking the switch for the lift to begin moving.

Goerge and Ringo both jumped to the motion the lift brought. George gets up and assists Ringo. They exit and begin to search for John's "forgotten" wallet. After ten minutes of searching, the men declare the wallet is not in the studio.

"Forget all this searching, I'm hungry!" George snapped.

They agreed to go back outside via the stairwell to meet Paul and John. To their surprise, John and Paul are nowhere to be found in front of the studio.

"Maybe they really did go to eat without us," Ringo concluded.

"I swear if they did I'll-"

George was cut off by Ringo's soft, plump lips. 

"C' mon, Geo. Let's see if they're out back."

The two men enter the back door and travel down a series of dark hallways. They stop at the small control room for the lift where a light is on. They hear muffled voices and feet shuffling.

"It must be them," George said.

George and Ringo open the door and find John dominating over Paul. John is back exploring in Paul's pants and sucking and biting in the crook of his neck. Paul looks up at George and Ringo with wide eyes and motions for John to stop.

"See John?! I told you they'd stop looking eventually!" Paul exclaims as he fixes his shirt and storms out. John runs after Paul hurriedly.

George and Ringo, both amused, burst into laughter as they walk after John and his lover. Outside, Paul is frowned and ignoring John.

"Paul, love. They were going to find out eventually. I'm not going to love you any less if people know about...us."

"I wasn't ready for them to find out, that's the thing, John, love." Paul retorts mockingly.

At that moment, Ringo feels George's hand intertwined with his own. They lock eyes and blush.

"Look, John, they're making fun of us," Paul whines as he tears up.

"Don't get the wrong idea, Paul," George says, "it's just that Ritchie and I are lovers like you, too. There's nothing to be ashamed of Paul. You're not alone."

John opens his arms for Paul to give him a hug. When John and Paul makeup, George and Ringo tell them about how they got stuck in the lift. John and Paul laugh and tell them it was all planned. 

"Wow, John, you are one horny man," Ringo says.

"You had me starving!" George says.

"What can I say," John giggles, "some things never go as planned."