shade could not say nuffing as she look at shdowd in flabergastness. she.........??? ADOPT???????!?? THIS COULDNET BE REAL....................................................... she was like. statue she could not movfe.
shadwowo was felling kind of bad but at the same stime th eportal was takking a lot of energiye to keep up because it was like pretty big and idk somethng about science saying that portals take loike LOTSTS of energy he was kind kogf kgettingk tried. 'shae u must hury the portal wil not last muxh longer,..' he say. by now almsot evrryone but jef da killer had left into some kinda portal void smomething idk but shadE WAS STILL STANDING AND NOT MOVING>!>>>>!??! FIRST DEPRESSON TNOW THIS??? Jeff was geting woryed that shade might gicvfee UP BEING DEMON SERAL KILLER!!!
suddendly bluddy knife whizz pasts shadesed's faec it was like RAELLY close to her face but not enough t o casuse huge wound just like the thin cut on her nose that kinda bleed little bit like in anime. the knide smash the marble flore like a solid 2 metre to the right of shadede. FINALLY shade snap out of it like GOSHES took her long enoguhge. her head whip too see jeff. jeff was frowning like REALLY badly.
"shade" he yell streching out his thand "move your adopted BUTT HERE!!!!!!" (big bern) shade let a tere of blod fall down her check and then slowly taked it and he literally YEETED shade into the poratal vortex realm thingy just before though shadow whisper "bye shade ill miss u" but neither of them hear.
the gang get catappultted thru theprortal relly violentltly everyobdaoyd was SCREMMING RELLY LOUD EXCEPT for shade an djeff shade becasue she was still shellshockkke and jeff because he's cool. all of them colide with each odder at some point but shafe end up being launche into jeff. jeff didnent mind and hug her. shade blush so red her face go black again. it was ALMOST LIKE THEY WERE DATTING ALMOST but she knew that they werenent and that her fellings were only 1-sided
eventally they all got yeeted to each other in one big clump of [the Gang] and then they felt the ground. shade couldent rally see anyting beCAUSE JEFE WAS PINING HER TO THE FLOOR so all she could see was his really cgood muscles. her black blushing face never really went away but then sh e realise somesting.
wait.
WHY IS THE FLOOR SROFT???? THIS IS CALIFORNA RIGHT SHE WAS PRETY SURE THE FLOOR WAS REAELRLY HARD IN THE CITY LIKE CONCRETE. she squint 'so why does this feel slike GRASS.?' tshe think to herself. she try to talk abovve all the groning (almost everyone was groanging because of the Yeeting)) "hey guys notice anything...FISHIEY.......?"
blood rain call out first "YEAH SHADE U R LIKE COMPLETELY BLACK"
shade go like "WHAT////////////////////////////////// THAT NOT TRUE" and reneeeseme go "YEA IT IS" shade couldent tell because she was blinded by jeff's rock-hard abs so she ask jeff. jeff go like "yea."
NOT ONLY WAS SHADE ADOPTED BUT NOW SHE WAS BLACK??!?!?!?!?!? this was the ,ost shocking weec off her life. but that wasent wat shade wanted to talk about!!!!!
"GUYS NO LOOK!!!" she say before trying to push jef off of her her entire body go blacker because wow his muscle so good. she look at her hand. it was black. not like black people black but like dark goth black. she stand there for few seconds blankly locking at it in disbeleaf before pointing tat ground. "CALIFRORNIA DONT HAVE GRASS!"!!" everyone look at ground.
they started screaming.
"THAT ASS HOLE DROP US AT RONG AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ticci toby say.
"HOW COULD THIS HAPEN I SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW" thanos reply doing some sassy hand gesture like kilcky click of finger.
sbade stay silent. she know why ebecause she know everthing basically. when she find out she was ado;t she was so shock she tok too long and shdadow was sarting to loose contol in his power and because he lost conrol he made mistakek which led them to be wherever this was. shad got depreshen again because wow... she was a burden.
then it went away fcompetly because she think about jeff bicep to feel bettar.
she look around. just like a bunch of green hill but this time she see dirt path and far awaw she could see like vilage. it wass to far faway so she couldenet tell wat the vilgage look like but she just see some outline of bilding. 'ok guys lets go' she say. 'ok' everyone say and they start walking
eventally they finally get to the vilage and they notice that it look hekka wack. like theyve been to wack places but this is a difren tkind of wack. shade look at the peple walking around. first of all they arnt wearing normal clothes and second of lall they all olook very asain so shade get confused I thought i was in america. like why were they wearing medeeval clothes are they at some kind of movie set? she did not knowed.
then ticci toby reneeeseme bloodra yne thanso jeff sand shade walk into the nerest building they realise its a pub. a pub.................but shade relise............................they speak koran.................................................................everyone else super confused at the medeval pepple speaking asia.
*they sit down and koerean woman werring sluty dress walk In*
"anyung 너는 무엇을 원하니"
they look at Her like she talked in spider tounge just now
"its ok guy she ask what you want" black shade say
*she feel eyes on her back NOT LITEALLY*
they think back to chilis................they did not want beer again.................................................................
"what doyou have in this place whatever it called" ticci toby say
"나는 방금 큰 젤리 빈 봉지를 내 엉덩이에 밀어 넣었어"
*black shade frown then she look over*
"they say they have 'so dew'"
*everyone start mumerming thoughtfuly because they have never had asia sojo* no one new where they were yet by the way
"Ok we have SONWOO" they all say at same time
black shade blewu air out of her noose and then talk to the kerean women "분명히 당신은 '킬링 스토킹'을 읽지 않았습니다"
the oman gapsed then SLAPED BLACK SHADE across cheeck black shade was about to yeet this HOE into the shadow realm and her demon powers started showing but jef suddenly strech hand in fromnt of her and like telepanthically told her to not cause comoshon. shade then kinda calmed down and did not question at all jeff's newfound ability to communitcate to shade by talking in her brane. the womane somehow did not notice this hole thing hapening and walk off like a THOT
someone else DID see her though...............
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Romancehi my name is SHade im the adopeted child daguhgetr of sLendelrmanand im the most well known kiler in the world im 14 Yeard old but that doesnt mean jack crud because i can kill, u in 3 seocnds but wat the world dosent know is that i have Powerrs su...