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I wake up at 0am styling my chestnut hair in a bun and looking with my cerulean blue eyes in the mirror. My abusive step-aunt Cruella deVille has once again ranted about how worthless my, Y/N's, existence was compared to her dog-skin fur coat then promptly proceeded to sell me off to whoever was desperate enough to buy me. I solemnly walked into the Ferrari F60 America Adidas Suzuki Swift Jeep truck and waited to meet my buyer. Then the car started going really fast- and I mean REALLY fast, it was like I was in the DeLorean from Back to the Future which has definitely not sponsored this fanfiction.

It eventually drove so fast that it broke the laws of physics and went back in time. What time? Ancient Roman Times. I woke up in a mud house in Ancient Roman Times. I did not mind at all.

I rose up now wearing a white toga. I look in the mirror and notice that I suddenly look exactly like Shade Darkanglebloodwings from the hit classic novel Angel of Darkness. I then recall that I AM Shade Darkanglebloodwings from the hit classic award-winning globally popular and the best book in the world Angel of Darkness which you read at the free to get website please read it super good I rate it 67 stars out of 2 god I love it so much I think about it in my sleep in my dreams in my daily life I cannot get it out of my head also you can buy themerch at pewdiepiemerch.com/pewdiepie it is not pewdiepie merch it is way better it is shade angel of darkness merch super good I real it 50 shades (of black not grey you perferts) out of 1 (Which is a lot mind yoU0 ok now back to the story.

I take l;ike towto step uout in to the roman a streets and eimeedaletely get captched by slave selling ppepole I GET ANGRYEEY an fd then I thik to myself "oh haha I can just leave laterr by kiling these soickos becase I am deememn killer I can kill you iun 3 second also I turn into wolf form lests see were this goese" and let it hapen . its like a horse carrije thing but like roman you know what im sayiung by the way i wasent in a toga anymoee i was now in slabe robes like in movies about slaves liike idk anime exsept i was in a black slavebe robe while everyone else was in like this weird diarrhoea brown colore becase i wanted to be sold in style /.

The caride went VRRRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMRMMMMM andi touht "huh. Why does it soud like mortorbicke" ad then BAM the salbe lpepel KIK ME (not the mesige prorgram) INTO A CAIG!!!!!!!!!!!! Wit like too2 oter slave pepeople (like the slaves not the peope making us slave) whowere lnice and dressed up but I was sitll in my black slace robes and shackel (o nell). Te room was relally dark ad I coldnet see anyting but like some curtan. I hear some pepple outside of the curtan s like cherring and some fcukin dude yellin' uber loud about somes slabe call "tricie" and then somebody yell "3 BAHJINILION RUBEL!!!!" and trix e is gone foreber to what sounded like a super fat ugly dude that relly wanted to by her. Ad then SLAVE PEPOLE shub me beyong the curtens to staige but tlike I was in a cage on stage (BARS) ß- hhahah getddit becasuse she is behing bars and I just said some bars anyway she is in cage and yelling man is yelling about sbaed

"THI S IS DA "ANGLE OF DARKENESS" SHE IS VERY HIGH QOLITY BECAUSE SHE HAVE BEUTIFLY PALE SKIN AD ROUD FACE AND FRPRETTY HARE AND WILL BOW DOWN TO YOU AAND DO WHATEVBER YOU WAN T THE SARTING BID IS 3 ROBLE" shade was confuse because she wa only wort 3 rebel???????.///????? Was 34 rubble a lot??? Tjen some dude say "4 RUBLE!!!!!!!!" then some other dude say "9589 RUOBLA???!!"" and then the crowd gasp that was big gap. Then the action continue

"8484884848 REBOL!!"

"THREE BILON RUBUL""

"1010000 BILLION RUBKE!!"

"99999999999999999 quadrilon rombl...."

The crowd go silent. Shade is mad confuse who say that she look ofver to find out.....

IT WAS ONE DIRETCON??!????!?