Comeback ( that aint my face)

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Me: wassup kids I came back from the dead yo
Butch: stop tryna be cool bitch you were always dead to me
Me: *slaps butch to the moon*
Rose: oof since we didn't get many truths or dares we made up our own
Me: must adapt and improvise ya know
Kimberly: whatever
Lisa: ok so the first dare is to let the RRBZ dance to boy with luv by bts
Me: *starts to fan girl like an ugly potato*
Lily: oh stfu
Me: hol up gimme a Sec lemme bring butch back *snaps fingers*
Blossom: uhmmm kimiko I don't feel so good *fades to dust*
Boomer: MIYAKO MIYAKO DONT GO
Everyone else: *looks at me*
Me: whoops *snaps fingers again and everyone came back*
Kimberly: well better start on your dare
Me: *plays music*

(Stream boy with luv pls)
RRBZ : were supposed to dance this? This is an expert level
Me: yeh
Boomer: we can give it a shot
RRBZ: *starts dancing like a boneless headless chicken*
Lily: how. Is. That. Even. Possible.
Me: why can't you be like happy feet Jesus that was horrible
Ppgz : *laughing in the background like hyenas*
Lisa: *talking in an emotionless voice* I need to bleach my eyes now
RRBZ: WERE NOT KOREAN WERE JAPANESE
me: SO MOMO IS JAPANESE BUT SHE A GOOD DANCER
Lily: yeh *checks on internet* but she dancing since she 3 years old
Rose : 0-0 really
Me: yeh ok since we done that onto the next one *swipes arm like in some YouTube video*
Buttercup: ok now you just look dumb
Me: whatever next dare is luckily not for you guys
Blossom: then whose it for
Me: *reads card* uhmmm for the powerpunk girls they have to sing any song
(Timeskip to powerpunk girls stage)
Rose: ok we have tied the ppgz and the RRBZ to the chairs so they can't run
Lisa: *came back from rooftop after screaming* so what I miss
Lily : the powerpunk girls are gonna sing for us
Lisa : nope I'm out
Me:

Brat: ok let's start singing
(Cue the music)
(Berserk is Jennie and Jisoo)
(Brat is rosé)
(Brute is Lisa)
Ppnkgz: *sang like screeching cats*
Blossom: *ears actually bled*
Whole of RRBZ : *heads burst*
Bubbles: *gritting her teeth and smiling*
Buttercup: *tried to kill her self*
Me: oh my god STOP *takes hammer and Sends them to space * DONT RUIN THE FUCKING SONG
rose: :/
Lisa: FINALLY I CAN GO BACK
Kimberly : o-ok lets get on with it
Me: *does a seance to bring back rrbz*
RRBZ: STOP wait it's over?
Me: yeh
Lisa: ok so the next one is for brick
Brick: WHAT WHY
Lisa : CAUSE I WANNA TARGET YOU DUH
Brick: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU
Lisa: YOUR FACE ALREADY MAKES ME WANNA PUKE
Blossom: *being held back by buttercup* TAKE THAT BACK ABT MY BRICK
Me: *death glare that could kill* get on with it
Brick: *sigh* what is it
Lisa: you have to wear a bunny costume and run around town yelling like a maniac
Brick: fine *takes costume*
( 1 minute later)
Brick: *running around and can be heard screaming in such a high pitch until his voice broke* oh shit
Lily: oof
(Timeskip brought to you by my wig being snatched at the Hallyu pop fest)
( eventually brick was arrested for being a public nuisance and scaring kids)
Me: this ends this chapter pls vote and comment abt this story
Lily: apoLogisE fOr diSappEarinG fOr moRe thAn a monTh
Me: okok jeez I'm sorry for disappearing and not updating I was too lazy to update and I didn't have many dares so I just decided to read stories on Wattpad *kneels down and cries dramatically* PLEASE FORGIVE ME *continues wailing*
Kimberly: yehhh uhm we're gonna end here please vote and comment and follow her if you want (that's an option don't do it)
Me: *stops crying immediately* WHAT YOU SAY *chases kimberly*
Lily: WELP BYEEEEE

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