Me: owo so many people read my book Lily: you count 11 people who read this many? Me: it's progress Kimberly: ANYBOO dares Brick: I AM ONLY ON MY THIRD BROCOLLI blossom: HOW Rose: y'all better shut up Buttercup: thanks for doing that since I can't smack them all the way to mojo's asshole Mojo: am I supposed to be hurt? Me: when did you get here? Butch: this is fucking chaos Lisa: OK *slams hammer like in court* TIME FOR ZE DARES me:
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Boomer: oooooo butch gonna blush more often Bubbles: hate to burst yr bubble but buttercup is really bad at flirting Blossom: tell me about it Me: this gonna be good Butch: WHAT Buttercup: wanna try me baby boy? *winks with both eyes* Lisa: ok her flirting is kinda good but the actions tho Lily: lmao Butch: *smiles back and also winks with both eyes* Blossom: who would know counterparts would be bad at flirting Me: THEYRE BOTH HORRIBLE BRICK AND BLOSSOM SHOW WHAT IT MEANS TO FLIRT Brick: hey bloss? Did it hurt? Blossom: when I fell from heaven? *rolls eyes* Brick: no, when you fell for me cause bricks are hard Me: *starts thinking of kukubirds* uhhhh I think that's worse than butchercup flirting BOOMUBBLES GO Boomer: ummm bubbles I think I can see the future Bubbles: really? Boomer: yeah I can see me and you living together as we get older and as a beautiful couple Bubbles : *blushes* Me: that's better Buttercup: at least I tried right Lisa: you got to improve you're doing this forever Buttercup : WHAT TwT why must you do this to me....? Kimberly: DO IT FOR THE FANS M8 (Time skip brought to you by Lee Know looking like a full on snacc) Rose: *whispering* ok guys so basically another dare is brick being nice to only buttercup and bubbles Me: why are we whispering? Rose: in case she heard us Lily: she literally went out a few seconds ago to buy candy Me: when she comes back, I have an idea I wanna try ( another time skip brought to you by butch doing splits with shades on) Blossom: iM bACk Me: NOW *snaps fingers and the weather became really cold* Blossom: o-ooo it's p-pretty co-cold brickie c-can you w-warm me Up? Brick: *wrapping blankets around buttercup and bubbles* sorry blossom I don't have anything for you Blossom: *sets herself on fire for being so angry * Butch: *eyes glowing red* *hugging buttercup like a koala * MINE Boomer: *punches brick* DONT USE YR FUCKING FILTHY HANDS TO TOUCH MY PRINCESS buttercup: such a good boy for mommy~ Me: CUT CUT CUT WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS PG13 TAKE THAT TO THE BEDROOM OR WHEN YOU WANT TO PAPAPA BUT NOT NOW lily: second time Kimberly: she gotta do this ten times every chapter Lisa: poor kimiko Buttercup: WHY ARENT YOU PITYING ME? Lisa: simple she has to listen to your horrible flirting Blossom: BRICK. MOJO. YOU. SON. OF. A. BITCH. COME. BACK. HERE. YOU. GOD. DAMN. PUSSY. brick: gotta blast *disappeared* Blossom: *teleports to brick* you son of a prick *punches him* Brick: I got this * kisses blossom* Blossom: *breaks away* EW EW EW YOU TASTE LIKE BROCCOLIS brick: ITS NOT MY FAULT IM DARED TO DO THIS blossom: AT LEAST BRUSH YR TEETH Me: like an old married couples Lisa: they finna last forever Rose : true dat Buttercup: *pulls butch by his shirt and kisses him * Butch: *immediately makes it r18* Me: HEY HEY HEY NO R18 STUFF YOU HOES THEYRE KIDS HERE *slaps boomubbles eyes* Lily: they did the process before so why cover their eyes? Me: *whips head dramatically* because. In my eyes, *pauses dramatically* they are still kids Lily: sure... Me: but wait a second BRICK Brick: oh shit *slaps blossom and ran to bubbles* are you ok? Lily: ok so brick has new enemies Blossom and boomer: *at one corner discussing murder plans* Brick: *gulps and shakily hugs bubbles* Boomer: *already on fire* Me: anyways *brings out 3 closets* ok so one is my clothes cabinet one is a Sex toy closet and last one is just a normal closet choose Butch: SEX TOY CLOSET Bubbles: CLOTHES Brick: the normal one I Guess Me: ok go Wait we have to do this too Kimberly: the fuck you say Me: HOI AND HO MY GOD I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE OUR NEW MEMBER Lisa: THERE IS ONE Bubbles: YAY A NEW FRIEND Me: LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO *smoke intensifies * RIVER River: I can't believe you forgot me how dare you Me: sorry fam my busy schedule disallowed me to remember stuff Kimberly: like? Me: duh school and exams Rose: that's true River: It's ok wait did you purposely intro me now cause of this dare Me: OH LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS ITS COINCIDENCE O CLOCK I GOTTA YEET ( I forgot my counterparts name so I just change it to Kai) Kai: not so fast you Bitch Me: Go away Hoe Lily: yeah I gotta go too*sneaks away and bumps into a chest* Lane: not so fast princess Lily: FU- Lane: sorry Lisa your counterpart couldn't come today he's doing a treasure hunt at the other side of the world Lisa: well what's he looking for? Lane: he said something about virginity Me: ... ok Kai: so I heard I gotta do a dare Me: yes and I have the perfect closet *opens door to show two phones* Kai: that's all? Me: wanna play ML? Kai: fuck yes Lane: let's go Lily: ok so the cupboard has food Lane: LETS GOOOOOOOO Rose, Kimberly and Lisa: now what Ppgz and RRBZ: what about us? Rose: go into the closet duh Lisa: lets look at the cameras I installed ( me and Kai) Me: PUSH LAH BODOH DONT JUST FARM Kai: EH HANZO NEED TO FARM ALOT YOU KNOW me: THEN DONT STEAL MY KILL Kai: I DIDNT I JUST HAPPEN TO BE THERE me: EVERYTIME ?!?!? Kai: AT LEAST WE WINNING RIGHT BE GRATEFUL Lisa: that's passive aggressive behaviour ( lily and lane) Lily: oh my god that's big Lane: ikr and it's so long Rose: what the fuck are they talking about Kimberly: I see a long thing in her hand Lily: *shows a Long Piece of bread* YUMMY Lane: hey put soup Lily: mushroom right Lane: no shit Both: *continues to eat* Kimberly: wow Lisa :it's normal actually (Boomubbles) Boomer: *in a dress* uhhh bubbs? Do I look beautiful? Bubbles: perfection *continues putting eyeshadow* Lisa: *screenshots* now that's perfection (Butchercup) Buttercup: *being kinky and dominant* Butch: *moaning intensifies* Rose: never know buttercup is into kinks Lisa: I always thought butch would TOP Kimberly: i think more of they switch from time to time (Blossick) Brick: *completely ignored blossom* Blossom: *plotting ways to kill brick* Kimberly: why are they so silent? Lisa: well brick has to do the dare Rose: and blossom is probably angry so Kimberly: ohhhh ( Timeskip brought to you by boomer in a lady gaga outfit) Lisa : OK PEOPLE OUT OUT OUT ONE HOUR ALRDY OUT me: nice lah 6 wins in a row Kai: we rock *highfives me* Me: *dodges highfive* hah sike you Kai: fuck you Lily: I think I'm pregnant Lisa: WHAT BY WHO lane: I promise I didn't fuck her Lily:WITH A FOOD BABY Lisa: I'm ready to smack you to IT's drain Butch: best Sex ever Buttercup: I like the feeling of Being dominant Kimberly: please get help Boomer: we had fun Bubbles : YEP blossom: I want to Roundhouse kick this guy Brick: *looks away guiltily * Me: ok next dare *looks at butchercup* no funny business ah strictly just deep conversations ( In a random room) Butch: so uhmmm I'll start I Guess. Well, I'm sorry for all the shitty things I did in the past to you but... ever since I laid my eyes on you , I fell in love with you. Since I was so immature that time I did horrible things just to get your attention. Im sorry and I love you Buttercup: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE FOR DOING THESE THINGS TO ME Rose: *on the speaker* BUTTERCUP SAY SOMETHING NICE OR IM BREAKING YOUR SKATEBOARD Butch: HEY THATS FUCKING EXPENSIVE DONT BREAK THAT buttercup : well I-I'm sorry for kicking your asses a lot y'all were being a pain BUT I gotta admit you're a really fun guy to be with despite your hormones raging almost every day and thank you for buying that skateboard for me and doing all those fun stuff with me and that's why I love you Me: *dabbing my eyes with tissue* wow thats sad Lisa: yeah Lily: WELL THATS DONE ONTO THE NEXT ONE CHOP CHOP BUTCHERCUP GET OUTTA THERE WE GOTTA HUSTLE Me: really? Kimberly: I prepared names in this hat so the girls will pick who will be with them during the dare (Picks names) Me : so who you got? Brick: buttercup Boomer: kimiko Butch: rose Kai: blossom
Me: NEXT WEEK ON PPGZ AND RRBZ TRUTH OR DARE Kimberly: wait what? Rose: she's procrastinating again Me: COME BACK FOR PART 2 Blossom: oof Bubbles : BYE
