Erm hey guys, I decided that I'm going to put up a list of some of my favorite quotes. Some of them are funny, and some inspirational. Some of them helped me get through some rough spots, so thought somebody else could use them. :) Enjoy.
If you want a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
He who is able, believes he is able.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ;)
If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of the oncoming train.
The cruelest lies, are told in silence.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
I am matter. I am antimatter. I can see your past. I can see your future. I consume time, and i will consume you.
Lifes journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit! What a ride!"
The easiest way to double your money is to fold it into half and put it back in your pocket.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a risk?
Some people are so afraid do die, that they never begin to live.
"Why so serious?" >:)
I dream of a better world, wherechicken can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
Life sucks, and then you die, so fuck the world, and let's get high.
Dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never get hurt, Smile like you'll always be happy, Live like there's heaven on earth. <3
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.
Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it before I push you over.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I didn't slap you. Isimply high fived you in the face.
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars, just a whole bunch of nations not talking with each other.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.
Just remember; If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
"I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it." -George Burns
