"Wake up....Patttttttttttyyyyyyyyyy caaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeeee, waaaakkkkkeeeeeee uuuupppppp"Pete said tickling Patricks face with a feather as I sat on the floor trying not to laugh.
"Don't do it Darth." Patrick mumbled in his sleep. Pete looked over at me and crinkled his face up in a smile.
"What the fuck is he dreamin about?" I whispered as I smiled widely.
"Wake. The. Fuck. Up"Pete said still poking Patrick with the feather. Patrick slapped his face and the shaving cream that was on his had splatted across his face, but he stayed silent. Me and Pete bursted out laughing but kept it low.
"I've never seen him sleep this hard."I said still laughing.
"Me niether, It's so strange. But isn't he just so adorable when he sleeps?"Pete smiled.
"Yes Pete he is adorable, now shut up and get some markers." I laughed. We started doodling on his face.
"Wh-what's that smell?"Patrick said rubbing his eyes. Me and Pete just plopped over so he couldn't see us. I landed on Petes arm.
"Owww watch it!"Pete said.
"What are you guys doing on the floor?"Patrick asked sitting up.
"Oh I dropped a contact" I said sneakily hiding the marker in my hoodie as I patted the floor like I was looking for a contact.
"Oh ok...Wait you don't wear contacts....What's this white stuff on my face?... OH C'MON PETE DID YOU REALLY-" Patrick said whipping the shaving cream off his face.
"NO BRO I DIDN'T IT'S SHAVING CREAM AND IT WAS LIL'S IDEA I SWEAR!" Pete laughed pointing at me. Patrick looked at me and I could tell he was trying not to smile.
".....Ruuuunnnnnnn!" I said running to the bathroom and closing the door and locking it.
"Let me in so I can draw on your face too! It's not fair!!! I hope this isn't sharpie!"Patrick said trying to open the door.
"It's just crayola calm your tits hombre!" I laughed "Oh and the doors locked so good luck."
"Fine, I'll just go wash my fuckin face in your bathroom."Patrick said in a funny voice.
"OH NO YOU DON'T NOT IN MY BATHROOM!" I said opening the door to run after Patrick but he was standing by the door smirking and he carefully grabbed me and tried drawling on my face.
"Hahah. No Just stay still so it doesn't look horrible!"Patrick laughed as I skwirmed in his arms. I was laughing really hard and so was Pete.
"Hey Patrick, you have so stuff on your shirt." I said pointing at his shirt. He looked down and I poked him. "HAH STICKFOO!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"Patrick laughed.
"Hehe you two have marker on your face"Pete said. We looked over at him and he was video taping us. Me and Patrick looked at each other and smiled evily, then ran after Pete "NO MY FACE IS TO BEAUTIFUL TO DRAW ON!" Pete yelled as he ran with the camera. We finally caught up to him and Patrick held him while I drew on his face. "THIS FEELS LIKE TORTURE!!!"
"Now you know how I feel."Patrick laughed. I pointed the camera at them.
"And you see. We are just normal like everyone else." I said to the camera.
