The Rant Book

Fake fans

Hellllloooo

Its currently 1:30 am and its a school night lol yolo bitch

Anyways

This topic has annoyed me from the beginning of my existence so its gonna be pretty long kay

Kay

Let me just start off by saying fake fans disgust me.

I have experienced 3 fake fans this year an let me tell you the whole time they were talking about you know who

Luke

I really wanted to shove 283881720173827 knifes up their assholes

Like i dont mind at all if youre a luke girl.

But

If you dont bother to listen to their songs

Dare to call michael "the ugliest of 5sos"

And give ALL your attention to Luke?

And still call yourself a fan

Im gonna bitch slap you till ur man boobs concave

Um excuse me how dare you call mikey unattractive okay hes just a cute little ball of sunshine rainbows and kitten hes litterally a pretty princess dont fight me on this

Im just gonna analyze each one of em okay

So there was this girl, she used to be in our school but she moved away. And i was just casually watching 5SOS twitcams and casually drooling bc of calums fine ass ;) anyway she randomly looked at my laptop screen and said " Dani i think i might be falling in love with Luke" and at first i was like fine ok idc

But

Then

She said

" to be honest i think michael is the ugliest"

And to this day

I pretend im friends with her

But really i just wanna feed her to a bunch of sharks oh

And u guessed it the only song she listened to was

She Looks So Perfect

And she claims that she " loves" 5sos but really

She spelled Calums name " Callum"

And

And she tried to type down end up here lyrics on my ig

And she typed

" how did you even end up there?!?! I said i liked your combain shirt!!!"

N o

Ok the second bitch is actually my cousin lol

Its actually the same thing except she knows 3 songs ( amnesia, dont stop and SLSP) and ofc her favorite is luke

And i have NEVER in my life heard her talk about cal, mike or ash

And the last one is a basic bitch she said mike was ugly but at least she takes the time to listen to their songs but still

YOU CANT FUCKING LIKE 5SOS WITHOUT LIKING MICHAEL U DUMBFUCK

You are a 5sos-inator

And for the person if youre reading this i am happy u moved away seriously nigga one day ima feed u to sharks

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Ok ima sleep im sleepy af

XxDani💕