Oh Fuck! (A NCT X Stray Kids Fanfic)

Chapter 11

FelixNavidab:
Fuck my life.

Hey_Babygirl97:
LANGUAGE!

FelixNavidab:
Sorry, Captain America.

Marker_Pen:
Captain America o(╥﹏╥)o

Dark_Smolbean:
What's wrong with him?

Smol_Devil:
I just finished watching Endgame and Infinity War.

Dark_Smolbean:
Oh...it's alright buddy. It'll get better...eventually.

TheSonOfJinyoung:
"Mr. Stark, we won"

Dark_Smolbean:
HYUNJIN!!

Lee_Hoe:
"No, don't go, Tony."

Smol_Devil:
Update guys, he's wailing now.

Hey_Babygirl97:
I'm raising monsters-

The_JapaneseDude:
I'm creeping in your heart babe.

MalfunctioningMom:
This is not the time Yuta, we need to find a way to calm Mark down before Haechan comes back and chops us up into tiny pieces.

WhereIsMyHair:
"I assure you, brother. The sun will shine on us again."

Marker_Pen:
LOKI!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh!Daddy:
"I Am Iron Man"

MalfunctioningMom:

Oh!Daddy:

Smol_Devil:
The wails have increased in volume.

ji$ungpwark:
"I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark."

MalfunctioningMom:
JISUNG!

Dolphin_Le:
"I don't wanna go"

MalfunctioningMom:
YOU TOO CHENLE?!

Smol_Devil:
Guys the wailing is decreasing in volume.

Yangx2:
And now for the final blow.

MalfunctioningMom:
YANGYANG NO!

Hey_Babygirl97:
DON'T DO IT!

Dark_Smolbean:
YOU'LL BREAK HIM !!

Yangx2:
"I love you 3000"

Smol_Devil:
Guys the wailing has stopped. I checked up on him he's just staring into the wall now....

Lee_Hoe:
We have successfully broken his soul into pieces.

MalfunctioningMom:
We are rasing kids worse than monsters, Chris....

Hey_Babygirl97:
I know.....

Smol_Devil:
Guys, Donghyuck came back! Take cover!

The_JapaneseDude:
Oh shit-

FullSun_MJ:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MARK?! WHAT DID ALL OF YOU FUCKERS DO?!

Dark_Smolbean:
Scroll up, and we tried to stop them don't blame us.

FullSun_MJ:
I AM GONNA FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!

WhereIsMyHair:
Shit, run lesbians! Run!

Wonpil2.0:
What happened?

LucasBieber1999:
What happened?

Dark_Smolbean:
Scroll up both of you.

Wonpil2.0:
WHY WASN'T I INCLUDED? I COULD HAVE FUCKED UP HIS SOUL IN SECONDS!

Dark_Smolbean:
.........I'm not even surprised.....

LucasBieber1999:
Are those quotes from the new Avengers movie? I haven't seen it yet, I'm going to see it with Woo tonight.

TheSonOfJinyoung:
Tell us when you finish watching it.

Snoopy_UwU:
Hyunjinnie, i love you and all but try and bully my BFG and I won't hesitate to make a trip to your dorm and personally torture you😊

TheSonOfJinyoung:
Yes, sir! I understand sir.

Oh!Daddy:
Is it me or does the all of the 1999 liners have deadly cute but scarier that satan boyfriends?

The_JapaneseDude:
That's not true. What about Hendery and Xiaojun? And Changbin?

Dark_SmolBean:
I don't need protecting.

FelixNavidab:
If you even think about hurting my binnie, I will tie you down to a chair and make you watch dora the explorer on repeat for days.

Dark_SmolBean:
..............

Yangx2:
If I see any of you Dumbasses even lift a greasy finger at them I won't hesitate rip your arms off and beat you with it.

Oh!Daddy:
I was right, like always.

XiaoDAJun:
I knew you always loved us. Now get ready for cuddles.

Yangx2:
Don't.

MyNameIsNotHenry:
Your mouth might say no, but your eyes say yes. Now it's cuddle time~~

Oh!Daddy:
Oh yeah, Yuta where did Haechan go?

The_JapaneseDude:
Idk na molla.

Chipmunk:
Did you just-

Smol_Devil:
That's a dead meme.

The_JapaneseDude:
Shut up. But really tho, where is Haechan at?

I_Am_Foxy:
CHAN SOMEONE JUST BROKE DOWN THE FRONT DOOR AND I CAN HEAR HYUNJIN AND MINHO HYUNG SCREAM!! HELP ME!!

Oh!Daddy:
I think we just got our answer.

The_JapaneseDude:
May God rest their souls.

WhereIsMyHair:
F

Smol_Devil:
F

FelixNavidab:
F

Oh!Daddy:
F