Chapter 13

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The_JapaneseDude:
Walk into the club like what up? I got a big cokadudaldu~

FatBoi_4DaWinWin:
No, you don't

Chipmunk:
And who uses the word "Cokadudaldu" in a sentence. Is that even a word?

Malfunctioning_Mom:
No, it isn't.

Hey_Babygirl97:
I'm pretty sure it isn't

The_JapaneseDude:
All of you wound me.

Yangx2:
You say it as if you think we care about your feelings.

XiaoDAJun:
Yangyang!

Yangx2:
What?

XiaoDAJun:
I love you you even more than before now.

Yangx2:
Oh..

The_JapaneseDude:
Kun! Is this how you raise your children? They have no manners whatsoever!

MotherKunIsBest:
They are more cultured that you'll ever be.

MyNameIsNotHenry:
Take that, Sasuke!

The_JapaneseDude:
Fuck right off, Henry.

LucasBieber1999:
Guys, I have a question.

Mother_KunIsBest:
No, Lucas. Vanilla scented bodywash doesn't taste like vanilla.

LucasBieber1999:
No, that ain't it. Now listen to this.

WhereIsMyHair:
Did you try to eat the artificial fruits i left on the table again?

LucasBieber1999:
No, now listen!

Malfunctioning_Mom:
No, you can't eat a tide pod. Idc how many likes you'll get on Instagram.

LucasBieber1999:
No. Can y'all shut up?!

Hey_Babygirl97:
No wait, one more. Did you set the dorm on fire again?

LucasBieber1999:
That was one time!

The_JapaneseDude:
My Winnie almost died.

Wonpil2.0:
You are a hazard to society.

LucasBieber1999:
Are all of forgetting the fact that He needy, Ciao jun and Mark were there with me too?

Wonpil2.0:
Who the hell are He needy and Ciao Jun?

LucasBieber1999:
Shit, it was the auto correct. I meant Hendery and Xiaojun

Wonpil2.0:
He needy and Ciao Jun would have been better names tbh.

MyNameIsNotHenry:
Fuck right off you rat looking bitch. This is why your boyfriend is cheating on you with that annoying ass maknae of your's.

Wonpil2.0:
Cash me outside. How 'bout dat?

MyNameIsNotHenry:
The only thing that you'll be cashing out is your credit card for you medical bills when I'm done with you!

Yangx2:
............That....

XiaoDAJung:
....was so weak.....

MyNameIsNotHenry:
Fuck both of you.

Yangx2:
You already do-

Oh!Daddy:
Now that was an unexpected turn of events-

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