butthole surfers 🌑 band au

rodents

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    uhhhggg idk but this fic finna be chaotic trashhh
uhh also some chapters will have like an actual story format and not just texting oop

alecks: @gremlin youre an actual feral beast
hahahhaah

demo: uhh what
what happened?

gremlin: oml
pls
we can't talk about it

alecks: we were in the middle of an exam and i spot
grah all the way across the toom
room, sorry
eating a salad
i look back down at my test

gremlin: oh god pls
stoooppp
it's so dumb

alecks: all of a sudden i hear grah screeching at the top of his lungs
he dropped his salad

demo: lmaoooo feelsbadman
graham whyd you pull out your lunch in the first place

gremlin: i was hunger

alecks: that's not even the best part, grah dropped it on his exam and was just screaming
he wouldn't stop screaming because he had finished early and his salad dressing ruined his sheets
hilarious

corb: aw shucks, thats the pits

gremlin: the worst part is that it
was my lunch

demo: excuse me
the worst part about dropping your food on your exams
is.....
the fact that you dropped your food?

gremlin: ...................yes
shut up
i have my priorities straight
i mean
as straight as @smolassring is

corb: oh damn
he's not gonna like opening the chat to that ping

gremlin: fuck him

alecks: woah calm down grah
if you want i can buy you lunch geez

demo: who pissed in your soup this morning?

gremlin: that made no sense

corb: y'all i'm finna head to the forest
want anything?

alecks: good to know you still hang around wooded areas corbin
it'll never not be creepy to me 😃
if you can, pick me up a acorn please

gremlin: a clover
doesn't matter what kind

corb: got it
i'm always safe fuck off
damon want anything?

alecks: meant that you were the creepy one mate

demo: sorry was pissing
no

alecks: in grahams soup?

demo: yes

corb: sooooo nothing for you?

gremlin: you guys are the worst :((
no i don't want anything you buy alex

alecks: rood >:O
why not huh?

gremlin:

alecks: oh right sorry

demo: so what are you gonna do about your exams man?

gremlin: honestly i have no idea
prof. said i could retake it at some point but like
,,,, do i really want to?

corb: you probably should

alecks: it would be best if you did grah

gremlin: probably but who knows
yknow?

smolassring: graham you cuck
i'm not gay
hi everyone
except for graham
bitch

gremlin: call me bitch again and i'll come over to yours and kiss you passionately
on the lips

smolassring: yeah pussy?
call me gay one more time
one more time
and imma take you on a nice, fancy date
show you a good time around town
then drop you off back to your dorm at a reasonable time because i know you have morning classes

corb: uhhh hi?
going out to the forest again
need something?

smolassring: a land frog would be nice thank you

corb: i think you might be asking for too much but i'll see what i can do

smolassring: i have faith in you babes dw

gremlin: @smolassring 😤😤👨🤰🤰🥵😔

alecks: this shit is too weird dog
i
i think i'm gonna leave the chat for a bit

demo:

gremlin: and the rats are fleeing again

demo: y'know what
i'm calling you out graham
you're really rude for no reason when michaels around

gremlin: you try being the only bisexual vegan in a group chat full of dude bros
when michaels in chat i get to be mean because i'm gay and he's gay too
but i still love you guys don't worry 💞💞

demo: ugh fine
but that's gay

alecks: yeah graham that was very homosexual of you

dsmo: do you suck dicks?
huh?? tell me
you fuvkin gay bro??

corb: he is
bi?

smolassring: yes

gremlin: yea

corb: oh
michael i got you a toad instead
thag chill?
that
sorry itsgvsjwtdj
mobinhin my hangs rn
rahgendhwtarwt

alecks: did you really,, catch a toad for michael?

corb: yed

smolassring: oh

gremlin: what are we gonna name our child?

smolassring: APRIL
HER NAME IS APRIL!

demo: ohhSHIT I FORGOU I PUT A PIZZA IN TH OVEN
FUCK
I GKTTA GO N OW

gremlin: hope you don't die
love you long tim
i'm gonna go too

smolassring: oh
lovr you guys
kisses to all of you
just bring april around to mine when you get the chance corbin

corb: omwn!!
see you al latdjdhfsia