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stan español roman holiday
uhhh sorry i don't put chapters out fast enough
i've adding some ppl as well (next chapter)rico: and that's how i found out cats don't always land on their feet
the better one: you're an actual psychopath aren't you?
lime green: i dunno
i think i wouldve done the same thingthe better one: you're both nuttas what the hell
rico: sometimes it be like that
the better one: NO
NO IT DON'Tlime green: that's how mafia city works
sorry but not reallybeth: ahmamama mama mama ma
lime green: IMMA PUT HER INNA DUNGEON
rico: UNDA
UNDAbeth: AHMAMAMA MAMA MA MAMA
the better one: NO THEM BITCHES AIN'T EATIN
beth: THEY DYIN OF HUNGA
lime green: THY DYING OF HUNGER
ah fuckrico: haha
lame asslime green: ugh i hate you
rico: hate me then bitch
actually
why tf you hatin in the mother fuckin daytime?
its a nice day
go outside
catch some sunlight
get ya dick sucked or somethinlime green: what is wrong with you
beth: yo is it ok if i invite some new ppl?
rico: who bitch??
beth: some friends
the better one: really givin us a lot to work with here 😒
beth: oml ok gabrielle, calvin and his friends
geezrico: HOLY SHIT I LOVE GABBY!!
SHES SO FUCKIN CUTE MAN WTF
I MEAN
AS IN SHE CUTE FOR A GIRL
NO HOMOlime green: who
who are they?the better one: ^^^
beth: uhh ok well gab is my fucking sweet bby gorl
calvin is who i get most of my drugs from but hes hella cool
like
effortlessly coollime green: what are calvins prices
beth: heather is calvins friend, shes pretty chill
probably a lesbian
uhh you gotta ask him, i've been focusing on actually working lately
and lastly bret whos another one of calvins friends; he doesnt speak much but he helped me a few times with some shitthe better one: well that was an info dump i couldn't have cared less for
beth: shut the actual fuck up ypu asked me bitch
the better one: i mean i really didn't but whatever
rico: TAKE UR MEDS BBY
the better one: who?
lime green: who!
beth: i did
n't
i'm sorryrico: uwu you gotta take your meds or ningee manogh won't be proud of you
or at the beech beechbeth: but wE out her?
herelime green: not without important medication we aren't
never skip your medicine
neverthe better one: what is this a fucking advert?
do what you wantbeth: question
do we stan texas toastthe better one: wHAt THE FUCK DOE S THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHIN
lime green: GUTS GUYS
ROMAN HOLIDAY IS IN SPANISH
IM FUVKIB DYINrico: BUTCH WHAT YHE FUCKK
PICS OR IT DIDNT FUVKING HAPPENbeth: No
NO WAY ITS NOT REA
Llime green: IT IS
ITS REAL LIFE
THJS ISNT A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX THIS IS REAL LIFE
the better one: i refuse to listen to it in spanish let alone english
not gonna give it the time of fuckin dayrico: NO
BITCH NO
THIS
WE
WE
STAN THIS SO HARD
IM CRYIBG
THIS IS TOO FUCKIN MUCH HAPPENING RIGHT MOW
NOW
FUVKYbeth: i feel like im listening to a fever dream rn
the better one: ok i clicked on it because i was curious
this is satan himself speaking in tongues and damning me to a special part of hell
YOU ARE READING
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