roman holiday en español

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    stan español roman holiday
    uhhh sorry i don't put chapters out fast enough
    i've adding some ppl as well (next chapter)

rico: and that's how i found out cats don't always land on their feet

the better one: you're an actual psychopath aren't you?

lime green: i dunno
i think i wouldve done the same thing

the better one: you're both nuttas what the hell

rico: sometimes it be like that

the better one: NO
NO IT DON'T

lime green: that's how mafia city works
sorry but not really

beth: ahmamama mama mama ma

lime green: IMMA PUT HER INNA DUNGEON

rico: UNDA
UNDA

beth: AHMAMAMA MAMA MA MAMA

the better one: NO THEM BITCHES AIN'T EATIN

beth: THEY DYIN OF HUNGA

lime green: THY DYING OF HUNGER
ah fuck

rico: haha
lame ass

lime green: ugh i hate you

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lime green: ugh i hate you

rico: hate me then bitch
actually
why tf you hatin in the mother fuckin daytime?
its a nice day
go outside
catch some sunlight
get ya dick sucked or somethin

lime green: what is wrong with you

beth: yo is it ok if i invite some new ppl?

rico: who bitch??

beth: some friends

the better one: really givin us a lot to work with here 😒

beth: oml ok gabrielle, calvin and his friends
geez

rico: HOLY SHIT I LOVE GABBY!!
SHES SO FUCKIN CUTE MAN WTF
I MEAN
AS IN SHE CUTE FOR A GIRL
NO HOMO

lime green: who
who are they?

the better one: ^^^

beth: uhh ok well gab is my fucking sweet bby gorl
calvin is who i get most of my drugs from but hes hella cool
like
effortlessly cool

lime green: what are calvins prices

beth: heather is calvins friend, shes pretty chill
probably a lesbian
uhh you gotta ask him, i've been focusing on actually working lately
and lastly bret whos another one of calvins friends; he doesnt speak much but he helped me a few times with some shit

the better one: well that was an info dump i couldn't have cared less for

beth: shut the actual fuck up ypu asked me bitch

the better one: i mean i really didn't but whatever

rico: TAKE UR MEDS BBY

the better one: who?

lime green: who!

beth: i did
n't
i'm sorry

rico: uwu you gotta take your meds or ningee manogh won't be proud of you
or at the beech beech

beth: but wE out her?
here

lime green: not without important medication we aren't
never skip your medicine
never

the better one: what is this a fucking advert?
do what you want

beth: question
do we stan texas toast

the better one: wHAt THE FUCK DOE S THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHIN

lime green: GUTS GUYS
ROMAN HOLIDAY IS IN SPANISH
IM FUVKIB DYIN

rico: BUTCH WHAT YHE FUCKK
PICS OR IT DIDNT FUVKING HAPPEN

beth: No
NO WAY ITS NOT REA
L

lime green: IT IS
ITS REAL LIFE
THJS ISNT A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX THIS IS REAL LIFE

the better one: i refuse to listen to it in spanish let alone english
not gonna give it the time of fuckin day

rico: NO
BITCH NO
THIS
WE
WE
STAN THIS SO HARD
IM CRYIBG
THIS IS TOO FUCKIN MUCH HAPPENING RIGHT MOW
NOW
FUVKY

beth: i feel like im listening to a fever dream rn

the better one: ok i clicked on it because i was curious
this is satan himself speaking in tongues and damning me to a special part of hell

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 14, 2019 ⏰

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