The Best Of A Swaecation (A Swae Lee Fanfiction)

Interview

So Swae Lee, I've noticed how much you got your heart for Jennifer, could you just fully elaborate on the story of how it was with you and her at first?

Swae Lee: Yeah, of course. So J had just been signed to Ear Drummers and she caught my eye, I was sort of scared I didn't catch her eyes since she would always blow off any attempt I make to get to her, turns out though that she wanted me, just as bad as I wanted her and that was proven when I took her in studio five months later.

Ok Swae that's... Nice, Jennifer when you first signed on to Ear Drummers did Swae catch your eyes?

Jennifer: Yes, whose eyes wouldn't he catch? His attempts to get to me I blew them off because I was just reeling over from heartbreak, I didn't wanna jump into anything immediately to only go back to square one.

Heartbreak sucks, doesn't it?

Swae  and Jennifer: Definitely.

I'm moving over to Tevin now. Tevin or DJ Young King, why did you break Jennifer's heart so much in the past?

Tevin: Having everything is scarier than having nothing at all. I've lost so much in my life and when that happens, your mindset just starts believing that your gonna lose everything. Now, I know that I'm the one who was slowly pushing J away, she was my light in the dark, but Swae makes her happier than I could have ever made her and I'm happy for her.

Your words are very touching, Tevin, really it brought tears to my eyes.

“I don't need a Wraith to see the stars
I look into the mirror, there they are
No, I'm not Shawn Michaels but I'm breakin' hearts
And the way I'm living, it's so Rated R
Everyone 'round me fillin' up they cup
Smile for the camera, middle finger up
Look at my mouth and you gon' see a blunt
I might be leanin' like I need a crutch
If he a hater, I'ma let him hate
But if the energy negative, I stay away
25/8 I be up for the cake
25/8 I be up, boy
We takin' trips over the border
I got two girls in my bed and they bored
I'm feelin' pain, I don't know how to show it
Put on my chain and it feel like it's snowin'
Ear Drummer Records, we the bang
Keep a lil' hit on the charts and they know it”

Ok Slim Jxmmi, I hear you my nigga, firstly I wanna say that the song your singing is bomb.

Jxmmi: Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame.

Yeah, that. How does it feel to have J as your soon to be sister-in-law?

Jxmmi: Imma tell you a little secret, I wanted Jennifer too, I mean damn, who wouldn't? But I could see Swae falling in love with her and I just backed out cause Swae didn't love, you feel me? Jennifer being my sister-in-law is gonna be great though, we'll all get to take trips together and the Swaecation was my first trip with her.
She's coming on our tour cause y'know, Swae can't take his hands or his mind off her.

Jennifer: Stop it.

Tevin: Swae and J both can't keep their hands or mind off each other.

Jxmmi: Even the Swaecation songs are basically just for her.

Swae: I gotta write songs about my b.

So, any of you know where Kayla is?

Jennifer: She's probably hoeing herself out.

Tevin: I don't give a rat's ass about that bitch.

Jxmmi: I gotta say, she is one overused thot.

Swae: I had my eyes and lips in other matters to even focus on that, what's a Kayla?

Kayla is... Never mind. Ok that's it, but I wanna take a picture of all of us first.

Jxmmi: Well get the camera ready, ma.

Before I do that, Swae and J, what are you thinking of naming the baby?

Jennifer: If its a girl then, Jhené and if it's a boy then, Aaquil, like his uncle.

Swae: And we both agreed to this.

Jxmmi: Alright ma, time for that picture to be taken.

Ok Jxmmi, smile for the camera guys, here we go 3, 2, 1...