(Most of the quotes I remember are said by Brian)
"My names bug." "Like a bug?!" "Uh... no?"
"Kick it up a Notch!"
"Heh yeah I'm smoking pot!"
"I was crying cause I thought you guys were dead and Megagirl punched me."
"Phew -_-"
"Oh... was it sad?" "A little."
"Just don't let new mom into my room."
"Phew, I almost got in trouble for smoking pot."
"Say something nice, or I'll kill you."
"She's not gonna get her shoes" *cries intensely into Joey's arms*
"Optimus Prime."
*Breaths heavily* "Woah you having trouble breathing man? Maybe there's no oxygin down here!" "No, no. I can breath just fine, that's just the sound I make when pinning after a beautiful woman. The finest creature to walk upon a pair of legs." "Oh Specs, right yeah she's got a great ass." "No stupid! Megagirl" "What? Woah you must be really weenier wild dude, that's like hitting on a computer man!"
"Tootsie, let me spell it out for you man! That thing is an R O B O T man!" "Can't fool me with numbers Krayonder."
"Come sit on my lap."
"Well you've never been on somebody's lap before, have you?"
"Split me right in half. Hotdog style not hamburger."
"Stupid goddamn robot."
"My name's Tootienoddle and where I come from your named after what you do and what you like."
"My name's Tootie-megagirl and where I come from your named after what you do and what you love."
"My wires are protected from abnormal things like you."
"I'm a girl and I think bugs are... gross."
"Where I come from, folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue."
"You don't know you the way I do."
"Seems like Junior is all grown up! And I'm having a blast blow shit up. I'll kill a million bugs it's a thrill and a drug, so call me a terrible guyyyyy!"
"Ohhh sorry guys this is totally my fault, but I kinda sorta already told my dad you left 15 minutes ago."
"Bug is a bug? I don't believe it!"
"I say no-o-o to status quo-o-o."
"NOURISHMENT!"
"These hoo-muns"
"By eating the nearest mammals." "What's a mammal?" Hey little guy, here's a hint, you're in one." "Thanks mister!"
"Save some for the rest of us!" "I haven't had my fix all day!"
"That's out sister sweetheart." "YEAH!"
"I think it went thata way!" "I'm with you!"
"Who are these hideous creatures? Ugh disgusting, so gross!"(Only Roach's version)
"Ahhh what the bug!"
"We will destroy them alllllll, destroy them alllllllllll."
"I don't pee pee sitting down!"
"You try peeing standing up when the gravity's set three times higher than normal, see how you do!"
"Uh Roach mam, and might I say you are looking especially gooey today."
"OHAOAAHAA FLATTERY WILL GET YOU- everywhere."
"Queen impregnator, no way!" "YES WAY!"
"And it's Wabbit season!" (I love AJ)
"Yes what a dumbass."
"I will now remove my helmet" *reaches for helmet and notices it's not on and gasps* Let record show that I am super ahead of schedule."
"Someone really goofed up this time!"
"Okay, okay. Um here *slaps knee* why don't you take a seat on my lap?" *Up nods enthusiastically*
"I've been soft ever since my injury" "Well, what happened Up?" "I don't usually talk about my injur-" "Well, you're not usually on a lap are ya?" "You're right."
"Suddenly, Taz got flanked by two of those terrible autobots. I ran to help her, but in doing so I let my guard down. Two of the setinals, they picked me up by their tentacles and held me spread eagle in the air. It was then that, that son of a bitch Optimus Prime turned to me and his chest open up and it, he shot me. With a circular buzzsaw, slashed me right in half. Vertically. Like hotdog style, not hamburger" "Ah, oh oh wow."
"My entire right side of my body, it's a robot."
"See in the heat of battle, my ample body was glazed in sweat, and the- *cries* the sweat had plastered my nut sack to my right leg, when I got slashed in half I... I lost it."
"Now you know Bug, I ain't got no balls, but I'm all heart."
"Even that candy ass Krayonder"
"But now I can't even make it through the 'sir I wanna buy these shoes' Christmas song without crying! And I know it's a cheesy song, but I know! But the mom is gonna die in it. Then if- then if she's gonna me Jesus he better have some new goddamn shoes! *cries into Bug*
"Up, Up. I don't think your problem is that big of a deal." "What the hell are you talking about."
"Just because you care about stuff, doesn't make you weak."
"Ya see Up, I think the old you was killing out of hate." "Oh I was."
"You need to find a way to kill with your heart."
"Besides Up, I like you the way you are. I like you because of your big heart." "Well, I like you too Bug. I like you cause you're nice to me." *Eskimo kisses Bug*
"If you don't go out there and die for something, I'll kill you for nothing."
"Up is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life! He eats eagles for breakfast! He sleeps on a bed of fire! And when Up cuts an onion, the onion is the one who cries!"
"Get your zappers, set them to pew!"
"Mission Log, I think I just heard a spooky noise. And against my basic instincts and everything that i learned at the academy training camp, I will now approach the noise for further investigation."
"Thank dead god!"
"The world always looks a little bit brighter on top of a lap."
"Rangers, I want every single one of you to get back to your dormitories, right now, and take a bubble bath! We deserve bubbles on our skin."
"I kick down those walls around me, they don't know how strong I am."
"My name is February, like the month but a person."
"Damn that G.L. E.E.! They're always making twisted abominations of EVERYTHING!" *Joes smirks and winks as the audience roars with laughter*
"Fuzzy legs? Gross! What is this, France?"
(This is still really short and idk why because Starship is my favorite one)
