Taste Of The Rainbows: A Collection Of Poems

Sequel to Humpty Dumpty's Fall

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

The king was in a fix 'cause of this mayhem

But desperation and curiosity got the best of him!

After much research and interrogation

The king summoned men of high qualification

The doctor suggested performing an emergency surgery

Grizzled, wise wizard promoted witchcraft and sorcery,

Lawyer, adamant on a filing a lawsuit

But the king did not want any wizardry or unnecessary dispute!

The engineer carried with him a calculator and graph paper

To calculate gravitation, could there be anything lamer!?

The electrician, mistaking the eggs for a bulb very bright,

brought with himself a fuse, wires and alternate source of light!

The priest proposed performing purifying protocols

He said Twas an act of ghost or evil soul!

The atheist blamed god with unforgivable blasphemy

But who was to be blamed for this tragic catastrophe!?

The optimist was glad and still possessed faith, at least t could blame the fate,

The pessimist sighed over its untimely death

The realist  questioned the existence of this

The idealist propounded life after death thesis!

The king, crestfallen, prayed to god

"Please provide me with  solution, heavenly lord!"

To solve this problem the best and the quickest

God blessed him with a heavenly artist!

Now the broken eggs aren't broken at all!

It's woven together beautifully despite the tragic fall!

By the end of a tiresome, but productive, day

The egg was ornamented and decorated, not with clay,

But gold and gems and artistic zenith relieved Humpty and dumpty 

Who swore never to sit on the wall again

The artist asked, "My Lord, What do you say?"

The king exclaimed in utter amazement: As good as the Faberge!

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PS: Fun Fact: Who said Humpty and Dumpty were eggs??