The Fresh Ebola Virus Of Africa

A Joke

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, ill tell ya how I became the worst Ebola outbreak that might be able to spread through the air

In The Republic Of Congo I was, born and raised, in peoples bodies is where I spent most of days

Chillin out killing, relaxin all coolin while killing some people in Yambuku

when a couple of WHO's they were up to no good, started helpin people in the neighbourhood

I got in one little accident and The WHO went pure, they said "you're gonna stop infecting people or we will develop a cure"

I tried to infect year after year.

but the CDC and WHO sent me back by the ear

the gave me a threat and then they gave me a kick

I put my sad face on and said I might as well stop it.

It was 2014 I spread so fast 

killing people in Africa like a shotgun blast

is this what waiting for years is like?

hmmmm all keep infecting all right

But wait I hear the bombs and the guns being shot 

is this what they're spending their their cash on? fighting in a place called Iraq?

I hope so

Ill spread some more here

I hope they're prepared for The Fresh Ebola Virus Of Africa.

Well the thousands rolled out 

and there was a dude looking like he was from CDC yellin my name out

I ain't tryna get cured I just got here 

I spread faster than lightning and disappeared

I went to the left and when it became clear

I noticed a place called America with people far and near

If anything i'd call this place rare

and I thought America better prepare!

I pulled up at Texas about 30th or 31st

and said to the victim "yo homie kill ya later"

I looked at my land

I was finally here

To sit on my throne as The Fresh Ebola Virus Of America