Texts Between Sherlock and Mycroft

The Hounds of Baskerville

It would be appreciated if you could stop your little habit of pickpocketing me every time we meet up. -MH

I needed it. -SH

What for? -MH

Do you have nothing better to do apart from breaking into Baskerville's Ministry of Defense? -MH

Why would I want to do anything else? -SH

I should be awarded a trophy for giving you my permit after what you did. -MH

Almost as if you don't already have an abundance of trophies perched on Mother's mantlepiece. -SH

There was no need to have Lestrade look after me. I am no longer a child, brother dear . -SH

I doubt that, Sherlock. I really do. -MH

I hate to say this, Mycroft, but I need you. -SH

For a split second I thought that this was a proclamation of love from some adoring friend of mine. -MH

In your dreams, brother dear. -SH

My office. Tomorrow. -MH

Are you sure you do not want to tell cookie about this? -MH

What cookie? :) -SH

How to solve Problem M. -MH

Not cookie. I meant cookie. -MH

I'm sure you did. -SH

Christ, Sherlock. What did you do to my phone? -MH