shishtar james and shitter thanboss ventured onward to 🅱️unnings so they could buy the purple unit some good fucking quality makeup.
"excuse me peasant do you know where the fucking paint is????!!!" Sister gay asks michael from bunnings
"uh hi im michael."
"yes slut i know,,, i can read. Where the fuck is your paint?"
"uhh, over there" he point
"thanks whore" sitser purple says
they strut to the paint
Jameson hoists himself up onto fanos' shoulders and grabs the largest can of purple paint in the entire store
"this will do nicely" he says like the bitch he is
"why are we using paint? arent there any makeup stores?" purple gay speaks
"S̨͈̱̩͖̹͎̖͐̀̋͛͌̆̋̀h̖̭̪̻̥̻͛̅̎͋̔̃ͣ͠u̸͇̝̼̘̣̫ͨ͂ͤ͘t̞̬̽ͤ͌̆̈͒̎̚ ̨̜̳͚͛̓ͪ͑T̰̞̲͚͖͎͙̤̄̋̃͛̉̕͡h̷̡̙̻̳̮̖̗͔̑͒̆͋̉̒̿͛͞e̺̰͇̠̮̊̈͊̆̿ͬ͞ ͖̞̳̝̺͎̟̘̑́ͦ̔ͣ̇ͩͮ́͡F̢̜͊͌̍͆̈́́ų̼̻̩̝͂̆̀͡ĉ͎͙͖̿̀ͥ͡k̶̞̟̘̳̎ͪͥ ͇ͭ͊ͮ̂͗̆̄Ṳ̯̪͇̰̤̗͇̩͌̒̃ͫ̌͛̄͢p̵̡͖̰̺̙̞̿̇ͫ"
theenis goes O.O and shuts up like the sub he is
"ok.."
"anyways, we are gonna sister smear this sister shit all over your ugly sister skin"
james spits on thanos
"why did you just spit on me"
"shut thefuck up for once in your fucking life you little slut whore fuck you let me fucking help you so you can get the fucking iron man dick you little submissive thot I will fucking spit on you however many times I like you cannot ever tell me what to do or question my methods I will obliterate you I dont give a fuck whether you have the power stone or the time stone I will beat the living shit out of your asshole you ignorant mortal I am god and you will fear me"
james smiles and pours 11 litres of purple paint onto thanos' ugly ass mug. however the twink spots a boy - a fuckin sexy sister in the distance
"omg I finna fuck this sister"
"jayms no I think he is stra-"
"G̦̫̹͈̐̇͆̅̊̎̓́͟͠ͅȮ̐̓ͭ̄͊ͨ̌͒̌ͫ͏͕͈̻̮̗̦͉͍̪͚͉̯̰̭͇̺͜O̢̩̲̥͍ͨ̾̋̀ͨ̒ͫ̅͐̀̕͟͞Ḑ̷̷̜͈̻̻̭̩̘̟̲̯̼͓̜͙̻͂̅̓̍ͤ͢"
"damn ok sister tati was right then" poor ignorant thesis mumbles under his breath
gamerson turns 360 at the speed of a thousand subs grabs thaggot by the throat and stares into his intense fearful eyes
"W̷̘̬̞̟̣̩͇̙͔̩͚̗͉̗͔̭͔̔̉ͭ̂ͪͬͩ̿̾ͫ̍̈́͑̿̚͢͟ͅH̵̩̦̙̥͙̩̗̫͋͛̈ͩ̏͐͊̍̐̊̈́̐̑͛͌̋̈̚͜͟A̢ͨ͒͒̉̃̉̄ͪ̽͗̈́̀̚͏͍̲̝͝T̴͚̱̮̜͈̦̺͕́̔͆͂̋ͣͤͤ͊ͮ̇̽͠͞͠ ̸̥̤̺̘̻̬̙̩̭͚̍̀ͤ̔ͮ̿̈́͂ͤͧ͗̌̈́͜D̗̤̭͈̭̮̮̯̤̙̭͎̰̪̦̟͚̬́̇̃̈͌̐ͬ͆̔̏ͧ̔ͥ͛̑̈́̚̕I̷͆̇̋ͧͬ̈͛ͥ͟͏̠̰̞̥̮̫̹̹D̸̷̵̳̘̬̦͈͇͈͎̱̼̪̠̻̩̗̤͐̇̄̽̈́̿ͩ̄̚͜ ̴̧̨̤͚͖̳̫͉͎͕͖̬͉͙͇̱ͨͣ̃̂̉͒̃ͩ́̄͒ͦ̍̇ͫ̔̇ͮͣ̕͡ͅY̵̛̠͍̭̰ͪ̋́̎̽̄̈́O̗̙̝͙̪̤̪͓͎͔̬͙͈̠̝̤͆ͬ̓͊̅͐͞Ư͚̥̺͙̘͕̭͚̳̫̩̜̅̄͐̌̊ͫ̾ͬ́͢ͅ ̴̴͍͚̮̠̯̬̼̘̪͕̜͉̹̇̄͐ͨ̏͗ͭ̚͘͡͡J̸̝͎̹̫̳͓̲̘̑́̽̆ͧ́̕Ȗ̸̡͔̝̗̠̹̉ͧͬ͆̽̎ͭͣͣ̾̉̔ͮ́̈́S̨̛̘̤̦͙̬͇̯̪͓̙̝͔̳̊ͭͮ̿̀͌̎̽̄̊̒̽ͣ̔ͬ͋ͅŢ͕̹̞̩̼̰͓͓̥͉̖̝̦̞̀ͩ̓̅͗ͮ̍ͯ̂̊ͪ̃͘͟͟ ̵̣͈̩̳ͭ͆ͣ̆͆̾̽̏͑̏̅́͢͝S̷̢͙̥̖̻͙͚͎͔ͣͫ̾ͬ̍́ͪ͊̐̂̌̓ͨ͒̍̃͒̄́Ą̷̲̩̪͎̱͍̥͍̪̺̹̜̗̤͉̯͆͗͋̒̐ͨ̇̅́̆̈͛̕͟Ý͕̣̹̳͖̘͙̟̠̟̳̟̂ͬͩ̊ͣͤ̌́ͬ͒̒̽ͮ̓̓̃́̀͝͝͠?̷̛̫̙̱̹̪͔̠͈͕̻̖͕ͫͬ̽͌ͥͣͨ̏ͣ͗ͦ̎́͜"
"OH UH did I say sister tati was right? I MEANT my sister tarts are just right! I bought lemon ones"
sister jam tightens his grip on the titans thique purple girth of his neck
"Ţ̪̱͐ͣͪͤ͊ͮA̫͕̳̰ͫ̚͠ͅR͚͇̺͍͎̪͂̔̓̔̊̄ͬͥ͢T͎̰͇̠͉̫̱ͯ̀̀́S̶̶͔͓͍̥͉͈̩̠̄̍̈ͤ̌͛?"
"yes! they are delicious!" pythanos whips out a tray of freshly baked lemon tarts from out of literally fucking nowhere "want one sister sexy?"
"stop flirting with me I only like real men" sister jeans says while he stuff his twink cheeks with lemon tart after lemon tart "haha im allergic to lemon"
"lol that's funny Jamie"
"hah yens" jameist coughs as he turns yellow. but just as quickly as he turns a shade of lemon yellow, he uses his sister strength from the power of the twinky committee and forces the yellow down. he shits on bunnings floor
"now time for accessories"
they move into the garden section and sister jamantha grabs a silver hose and lassos it around thanksgiving's meaty neck
"stunning"
next janthony grabs a shovel and begins beating the fuck out of thyroid's lips until they're bleeding a dark purple blood. jamous smears the blood around thermos' lips. "see sister? now you've got that natural pout lewk and a killer lipstick to match" he winks
then jamanda smears mud across thermometer's eyes. "uwu a super sexy casual winged eyeliner lewk"
thanos smiles
"ok! now we just need the hair! excuse me bitch" jampoline grabs a Bunnings worker's shoulder and tugs
although what he sees was unexpected
"um hello" she speaks
thanta gasps "sister tati.."
