"hey guys welcome to my ass" taty says as she thrusts her fist into japstick's neck and propels him into the Outdoor Living section™
"seester taki what are u doing as a bunnings worker" thandriod questions
"well slut, walk with me" tanti gestures as she begins to gallop through the playground. "as one horse girl to another, i got this job so i could be michael's little pony. and since im on duty, i wont throw u or jammel out."
thanos begins to trot with here and hisses back in horse language
"thanos lissen, i will help u fuck tonya stink if u help me -"
"deal"
"ok kool first thing u need is his address so u can sneak into his house when he and his wife are asleep, make a shitty tik tok 'peppa' joke as u snap her neck then piss on her like the dirty little mule u are, then neigh until tonky wakes up sees what u have done and dickus u down on the spot."
"um,,,, i dont think thats how it works"
"y̶o̸u̶ ̴a̷b̵s̵o̵l̸u̵t̵e̸ ̶f̸u̴c̵k̸i̵n̸g̶ ̴i̸m̴b̷e̶c̶i̴l̵e̴n̵.̸ ̸u̶ ̴a̴r̷e̶ ̸r̵e̷a̸l̵l̶y̵ ̶c̶r̴o̸s̵s̷i̶n̵g̶ ̵m̴y̸ ̶p̴a̷d̷d̸o̸c̴k̴ ̸t̸o̸d̸a̷y̸ ̷b̶u̵d̷d̶y̶.̴ ̵u̵ ̶f̷u̴c̷k̸i̶n̸g̶ ̸s̴h̷i̵t̴ ̵s̷t̸a̶i̷n̶e̵d̴ ̶d̴o̴n̵k̷e̸y̷ ̷a̸s̵s̶ ̸m̷o̶t̵h̸e̴r̸f̵u̶c̷k̵i̷n̵g̶ ̶w̴o̷r̶m̷.̸ ̷u̴ ̴a̷b̸s̶o̷l̶u̵t̸e̵l̶y̶ ̵d̷i̵s̸g̵u̷s̶t̴ ̸m̴e̶.̵ ̵u̶ ̶a̵r̷e̷ ̷a̵ ̷p̵a̷r̸a̷s̶i̸t̵e̶ ̸a̸m̵o̶n̸g̶s̸t̷ ̵u̶s̷ ̴h̶o̸r̴s̴e̸s̸.̴ ̸h̵o̸w̷ ̷d̵a̸r̴e̸ ̷u̵ ̷c̶a̷l̶l̷ ̵u̶r̸s̸e̷l̶f̷ ̷a̸ ̴t̴i̶t̴a̴n̷ ̶w̴h̶e̴n̷ ̸u̸ ̶c̶a̸n̶n̵o̸t̵ ̴e̸v̶e̷n̶ ̶c̶o̵m̸m̶i̸t̸ ̴t̴o̷ ̷c̷l̷e̴a̵n̷i̷n̵g̶ ̴m̴y̴ ̸s̷h̸i̸t̵.̴ ̷t̶h̶e̵ ̶s̴h̷i̶t̵ ̷t̷h̸a̶t̵ ̶i̷ ̷a̷m̸ ̶o̸f̴f̸e̸r̴i̶n̵g̷ ̷u̸ ̴w̵i̸t̷h̷ ̵a̵ ̵h̶e̷l̵p̶i̴n̸g̶ ̷h̵o̷o̴f̸.̵ ̴u̸ ̴a̵r̶e̴ ̵a̸ ̸d̷i̶s̵g̷r̸a̵c̷e̶,̸ ̴s̵o̴ ̵c̷a̴l̶l̵e̷d̴ ̶s̶e̶a̴b̴i̸s̴c̶u̴i̵t̷,̴ ̷m̵o̷r̵e̸ ̸l̷i̵k̸e̷ ̶s̷h̵i̸t̶b̸u̶s̶c̸u̵i̵t̷ ̸u̸ ̷f̷u̵c̶k̵i̸n̸g̵ ̷m̵o̶l̸e̸ ̸r̴a̷t̴"
"damn makeup gurus be sumn else"
"e̵̲͎̖͍̍x̶̯͍͚̉́ċ̵̜͕͎̅̀̂ụ̵̘̮͇̖̒͋͝ṣ̶̥͔̈́͗̇ͅḙ̴̢͎͇̹͒́͂͑̀ ̵͙̮̰̌̈́̃͘m̵̢̛̝̙̫̾͘͝ẽ̸͙̱̝͜"
"oh did it sound like i said makeup gurus be sumn else? no that's just the steamed hams. i actually said may the fourth be with you like an elf haha"
"do u expect me to believe that"
"its regional dialect"
"oh i see"
"anywæ, lets go"
as the two horsemen stumble off, they jump and slobber everywhere as they half fly and roll around out the Bunning supermarket. michael watches on in disgust and wonder, but, somewhere, in his butt, he feels,,,,,,,, pleasure. but maybe its antman
somewhere in the outdoor living section lays games garles, maybe dead, maybe not? i myself as the author dont know. we will find out. maybe he will die and then be brought back as a horse girl. maybe antman will crawl up his ass. or maybe he is already in it. but then, who was in michaels ass? a mystery to be sure. will thanos and tati get together instead? or will thanos fuck tony? or will he fuck pepper? will there be peppa pig jokes? no. filth.
stay tooned horsies. tati will bite someone next chapter.
